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USA 2009
produced by
Shane Ryan, Sean Cain, Jeremy Williams, Kimberly Lynn Campbell (executive), Lee Elmergreen (executive), Jeremy Heilman (executive), Kasey James (executive), Joseph Pozo (executive), Jason Rodriguez (executive), Johnny Williams (executive) for Alter Ego Cinema
directed by Shane Ryan
starring Kai Lanette, Shane Ryan, Molly Wryn, Sean Cain, Rob Dale, Joanna Angel, Kimberly Lynn Campbell, Daryl Garbiso, Jerell Gray, Alyssa Hedrick, Elina Madison, Jeremy Williams
written by Kai Lanette, Shane Ryan

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Somewhere int he middle of nowhere, USA: When he was 18 and she was 12, Malachi (Shane Ryan) and Echo (Kai Lanette) were in a relationship - but while they genuinely loved each other, their relationship was not of a sexual nature ... and yet, he was accused and convicted of pedophilia and sent to jail - which left not only him heartbroken but also Echo.

When Echo waas 15, she was gangraped, and impregnated in the process, but when her father (Rob Dale) found out, he just threw her out onto the street because he didn't want to go through all the same shit again he had gone through during the pedophilia trial.

Having to live on her own at age 15 with no source of income, Echo soon runs out of friends who at least supply her with a roof over her head, and so she finds herself forced to sleep under bridges and become a(n underaged) prostitute to make ends meet.

Echo is now 18, and after 6 years, Malachi is finally released - and she has waited all this time. Thanks to none other than Malachi's blind mother (Molly Wryn), Echo has now a roof over her head and a car Malachi's mother has bought her to drive her around. After 6 years though, Malachi finds it hard to adjust to life outside of jail, and though he is welcomed back into an intact home by Eco and his mother, he seems to be at odds with pretty much everything - and finally is broken when he finds posters bearing his mug and the words "Warning!!! Pedophile released" and is subsequently violently attacked by a neighbour. Malachi decides to simply run away, but Echo is not willing to give up on him and finally catches up with him, adamant to stay with him come what may.

The last image of the film shows the two of them sitting on a trainstation in the middle of nowhere waiting for a train to take them to nowhere else - but at least they are together.

 

A very powerful and compelling drama that might have been shot on a shoestring and on hand-held digital cam, but tells its story in a series of greatly set-in-scene, atmospheric images and a rich cinematic language which manage to tell the film's story without the use of much dialogue - all of which make it hard to find anything similar in modern cinema, as this film is more reminiscent of the neorealist movement from decades ago than anything else, without ever becoming a rip-off or an unimaginative hommage though.

Apart from its self-assured direction though, the film is also beautifully carried by Kai Lanette's (intentionally) unglamourous yet spot-on performance, which makes her, a woman in her 20's, believable even as a twelve-year-old.

Far removed from Shane Ryan's and Kai Lanette's previous collaboration, the (also great) sexploitation/suspense flick Amateur Porn Star Killer 2, and a true work of art. If there's any justice in the film world, Ryan and Lanette are both destined for something really big - and I don't mean big as in big budget, but big as in great ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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