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Toxic Alien Zombie Babes from Outer Space

Australia 2022
produced by
David Black
directed by Gerardo Chierchia
starring Vixey Teh, Melanie Kuhn, Grace Liu, David Black, John Cunningham, Andrew Bianco, Shanta Pasika, Joel D. Wynkoop, Ashleigh Morrison, Destiny Soria, Alpha Oumar Barry, Tony Mardon, A.J. Laird, Peter Flaherty, Loraine Fabb, Mahogany Darkberry, Tom Vogel, Max Steinberg, Dee Dee Divine, Rylan Nilsson, Adrian Britanico, Krister Twizz Forsberg, Samantha McCoy, Elaine Aikens, Ivy K. Wong, Amelia Forsyth-Smith, Antonios Baxevanidis, Jill Maria, Eden Madebo, Shanedwyer MacDonald, Vanessa Stewart, Bee Badd, Fabricio Christian Amansi, Kasia Hart, Daniel Beaumont, Helene Dunlop, Timberly'k Simmons, Lisa Jay Jenkins, Ruby Jay Nedin, Patrice Jennings, Stephanie Bal, Samuel Austin Lee, Inderpreet Saini, Kendrick Bostic, Nicola Amerena, Shane Vozar, Cody Meggett, Hope Beale, Denli Chavez, Anastasia C. Kouloukas, Isaac Hilton jr, Jamie Lynn Mason, Bobby Gammonster, Khalid Russell, Kieren Dawson, Mj Myers, Jamel Saunders, Kamal Russell, Paul Gerard Kennedy, Karen Watson, Natasha Mace, Bethany Mace, Leviathan Mace, Laquita Johnson, Glen Cook, Killian Gilroy, Emilie Martin, Crystal Jackson, Candace Jacobs, George Daws, Gregory Mattson, Emma Russell, Jed Mace, Cassandra Layla Jones, Nathan Vogel, Lesley Scott, Tiberius Pasika, Utopia Pasika, Zenobia Pasika, Atticus Golden, Charli Vogel, Kelvin Gathuel, Christian Cap Stewart, Cinzia Biondi, Gaëtan Würtz, Trellis Sanders, Ashleigh Washington, Christopher Elswick, Tom Rohrer, Anton Buissink, Kenyawn Whosain Grant, JP Chartier, Cronyn Wright, Britt Hadlow, Marcus Rude, Narges Khajavi, Andressa Christina, Joshua Villanueva, Shawn C. Phillips, Roger Edwards, Pauline Wanjiru, Charlotte Zeiher, Jason Whiter, Rodolfo Misajon Manuel, Emery Duffy, Denise Behringer, Matthew Gibson, Asaf Angel, Marjetka McMahon-Krizanic, Latasha Reaves, Martial Nesselbush, Lea Perartilla, Aurélie Stoeffler, Shai Cutz Isaac, Brett Sixtysix, Kate Holm, Mamadou Bhoye Diallo
written by David Black, music by Will Angus, special effects by Gerardo Chierchia, caricatures by Danny Zemp

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Humankind has only just been struck with Covid 19 and murder hornets when it has to face its biggest threat yet, an alien invasion, and not just any alien invasion either, but one that's led by giant toxic alien zombie babes that shoot laser beams from their tits exclusively right in the balls of earth men. At first, politicians in all countries try to deny there even is an alien threat, and when it's no longer deniable, to downplay the situation, but it's all too obvious the thing has long spun out of control and might just as well mean the end of humankind ...

 

Now Toxic Alien Zombie Babes from Outer Space is nothing if not ambitious, and is for that alone already commendable: It was filmed under Australia's rather strict Covid lockdown conditions, yet looks nothing like your usual lockdown film, many of which look like exactly what they are, recorded zoom calls. For this film however, writer/producer David Black had filmmakers from (quite literally) all over the world contribute scenes, had everything enhanced with quite elaborate special effects, and went for big scope. And mostly, the result's actually pretty impressive, always taking into account this is still a low budget film, but it does feature a cast of hundreds, impressive locations, and shows plenty of variety. And frankly, this doesn't always work for the movie, as sometimes it lacks its narrative anchor or any actual protagonists. But that said, the film's also lots of fun, with the humour ranging from fine satire to fart jokes, and as a fan of old school science fiction, one still finds much to love about this movie. So maybe this is not perfect - but still very enjoyable.

 

And if this review has gotten you at all interested, and you live in Melbourne, Toxic Alien Zombie Babes From Outer Space will be showing on Sunday the 18th of September at 11:00PM on Channel 31. More TV playdates are likely to follow, too.

 

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