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Tower Rats

USA 2020
produced by
Elizabeth Aguirre (executive), John P. Brennan (executive), Yakov Levi (executive), Miroslav Martelov (executive), Craig J. McIntyre (executive), Tony Newton (executive), Moses (executive), Mercedes (executive)
directed by Kevin Walter
starring Dominic Schmidt, Mercedes, Lloyd Kaufman, Doug Sakmann, John P. Brennan, Kevin Walter, Tyler Gallant, Jason Oddi, Bart Hyatt, Trent Haaga, LaDonna Allison, Bill Pacer, Adam Deyoe, Eric Gosselin, Jim Martin, Tim Patch, Helda Ghost, The Supermen, Elizabeth D'Ambrosio, Dwayne Mendez, Dylan Mars Greenberg, Matt Ellin, Vito Trigo, Josafat Concepcion, Addison Binek, Jamie Greco, Bunnula, Jeremy Madlock, Bjarni Gautur, Clearance Diamond, Adam Peltier, Elizabeth Aguirre, Bart Hyatt, Jackie Hyatt, Yakov Levi, Gunner Gaschler, Peter Litvin, Tyler Bradberry, Ed P. Rico, Nick Charles, Shannon Wallen, Shaun Jackson, Lucas Schroeder, Tony Newton, Randy Tobin
written by Einar Darri, Bjarni Gautur, Dominic Schmidt, Kevin Walter, Jason Oddi, music by Abinormals, John P. Brennan, Theophobia, T.V. Static, Noise/On/Port, The Go-Go Killers, Property, The Supermen, Tough Actin Tinactins, Unko Atama

Sgt. Kabukiman, Toxic Avenger, Dolphinman

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Now I'll not even try to concoct a synopsis for this movie - as quite simply this film doesn't have a comprehensive plot, and has never set out to have one. Instead its a loving hommage to Troma-style low budget filmmaking, done in a series of skits and snippets wildly varying in technical quality, and put together in an associative rather than narratively coherent manner, some featuring beloved Troma characters like Sgt. Kabukiman, Dolphinman and the Toxic Avenger of course, or even Troma figureheads like Lloyd Kaufman, Trent Haaga and Doug Sakman, others just diving into the brand of humour generally associated with Troma, including bathroom humour and sexual disorientation - and at times even early John Waters shines through a bit. And while some of the jokes are admittedly driven home way too bluntly and suffer from repitition, one can clearly feel the love that went into making this movie, and if you're at all into this style of low budget filmmaking, you're more than likely find plenty to enjoy about this one!


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In times of uncertainty of a possible zombie outbreak, a woman has to decide between two men - only one of them's one of the undead.


There's No Such Thing as Zombies
Luana Ribeira, Rudy Barrow and Rami Hilmi
special appearances by
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directed by
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written by
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