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Die Teuflischen Schwestern
Swedish Nympho Slaves / Satanic Sisters / Deux Soeurs Vicieuses / Aberraciones Sexuales de una Rubia Caliente

Switzerland 1977
produced by
Erwin C. Dietrich for Elite Film AG
directed by Jess Franco
starring Pamela Stanford, Karine Gambier, Jack Taylor, Esther Moser, Eric Falk, Marianne Graf, Kurt Meinicke

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Pamela Stanford has a habit of going to bars, picking up men, taking them home & having them fuck her sister Karine Gambier, who she keeps chained & locked up in a cage. On the next day, the men invariably wake up in their cars, not knowing if the whole thing was real at all, & Gambier is told by her sister it didn't happen at all. 

The family doctor, Jack Taylor, seems to think she suffers from nymphomania rapidly developing into paranoid schizophrenia (!). 

But why would sister Stanford do such a thing ? You know, her younger sister would inherit a vast family fortune at age 21, unless of course she is found dead or insane first ... & Gambier's 21st birthday is approaching rapidly. So, in the night before Gambier turns 21, Stanford succeeds in having Eric Falk fuck her, & if that wasn't bad enough, faking his own death during the act. & if that doesn't drive our chained & caged Gambier over the edge, the reappearing corpse of Falk in the most unlikely places will, & if that still doesn't work, why not have our presumed dead Falk rape her ? 

It would work, too, if it wasn't for a former bedfellow of Karine Gambier who had actually fallen in love with her & frees her from both her cage & her illusions of being mad. The pair of them are forcing Stanford to leave, who, put out on the streets, must learn that doctor Jack Taylor - actually an actor who was in on the whole deal from the beginning -  is not the least interested in her without the money.

 

Though this movie has all the ingredients that made other Franco sexploitation-pics so great - an over-the-top unbelievable story, silly dialogue, an incredible amount of excuses (even non-excuses) to show naked women -, this movie somehow does not work quite that well. It might be that Franco here neither succeeded in creating an otherworldly atmosphere that made many of his movies so odd, nor does he show his trademark tongue-in-cheek-humour, thanks to which he turned many underwhelming formula-scripts into entertaining little romps. 

What we are left with here is just a typical piece of 70's sexploitation, no less, but certainly not more.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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