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Teen Ape vs. the Monster Nazi Apocalypse

USA 2012
produced by
Alan Dinning, Joe Fiorello, Chris Seaver, Scott Woll, Lloyd Kaufman (executive) for Low Budget Pictures/Troma
directed by Chris Seaver
starring Chris Seaver, Debbie Rochon, Meredith Host, Jesse Ames, A.J. Stabone, Nicola Fiore, Kurt Indovina, Josh Suire, Billy Garberina, Lauren Seavage
story by Juan Acosta, Casey Bowker, Chris Seaver, screenplay by Chris Seaver, music by The Planet Smashers, Chinkees, Panko, Kevin MacLeod, The Highgears, Kyle Pittman, special makeup effects by Scott Randall, Jason Sax

Teenape, Hitler

review by
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In 1945, members of the P.I.A. led by Bonejack (Chris Seaver) land in Germany to (successfully) kill Hitler (Josh Suire). But Hitler's second-in-command Evonoushka (Debbie Rochon) manages to escape with ... Hitler's DNA. Leaving the place, the P.I.A. find one of Hitler's failed experiments, Teenape, half man, half ape, but all cool, and Bonejack adopts him as his own son.

65 years later: The P.I.A. has long disbanded, but they still meet for the occasional beer - and haven't aged one bit since World War II. Of late, something has been worrying Bonejack: Hitler. Of course, he hasn't met the guy since World War II, but he has been having all those weird dreams of late, and now he's convinced der Führer WILL return. All the other's think it's bullshit mind you ... but actually, Evonoushka is of course alive and kicking as well, and with her gang of renegade scientists and a healthy helping of black magic she manages to revive Hitler from the DNA she has gathered back in the day. And once Hitler is back up and running, he orders his gang to go against the P.I.A. - which results in an epic battle, and while I won't tell you who's going to win, I give away this much: There are heavy (and significant) losses on both sides.

Nicola Fiore plays a P.I.A. agent with a very unique way to kill her opponents (hint: it involves her a-hole), while several characters from Chris Seaver's Teenape universe return.

 

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By any standards, Teenape vs the Montser Nazi Apocalypse is not the most accomplished film: The production values are extremely low, the masks some of the characters are wearing spell out their cheapness, the fight choreography leaves quite a bit to be desired, the special effects are not all that special, and the story is rather on the silly side - and I'm pretty sure most of the actors are used to, well, bigger things.

And exactly that's the charm of Teenape vs the Montser Nazi Apocalypse, it's totally unpretentious, and it seems the cast and crew had the time of their life bringing the story across with intentionally wooden performances, stilted dialogue, and weird and probably often improvised jokes. And the good time the cast was having translates into the movie, it's certainly nothing big but a trash-as-trash-can celebration of cinematic trash.

Not great, but certainly worth a big laugh or two.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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