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Revenge of La Llorona

USA 2006
produced by
Nicole Williams, Terrence Williams for Cinema Threat Productions
directed by Terrence Williams
starring Mary Sanchez, Jim Andrews, Tina Truong, Carlos Javier Castillo, Tom Curitore, Mitch Ryan, Terrence Williams, Anne Stinnett
written by Terrence Williams, music by ODC, special effects by Nicole Williams

Llorona, Terrence Williams' Llorona-Trilogy

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Royce (Jim Andrews), a racist asshole and washed-up television presenter who's now left with doing a series called Paranormal News, plans to kickstart his career again by doing a show about the legendary La Llorona, which involves locking himself into a house that's somehow connected to the legend with a skeleton crew - his p.a. Alice (Tina Truong), his cameraguy Jay (Tom Curitore), technician Jacob (Carlos Javier Castillo) and his science advisor Doug (Mitch Ryan) -, with the intention to have his whole crew killed and himself emerging as the only survivor of a paranormal ordeal. And he sees to it that everybody but him is killed by hiring a half-witted thug (Terrence Williams). Thing is though, despite Royce's protests, the team takes a hitchhiker, young Hana (Mary Sanchez) with them, and she is in some way connected to the real Llorona.

Once everyone's locked into the house (the thug included), the killing starts, but almost none of the kills are done by the hired killer, who's more interested in raping the girls on hand. No, most of the deaths can be accounted to the real Llorona who has once lived in this very house, and Hana turns out to be her granddaughter - not that this would save her life ...

In the end, only Royce and Jay are left alive, and Royce, the only one who is not yet convinced of the existence of La Llorona, shoots Jay in cold blood, to then conclude his report with a final statement about the ordeal he's been through ... but La Llorona has the last laugh.

 

An entertaining low budget shocker that combines a tight and well-written story, decent pacing and a competent directorial effort into a piece of (despite its subject matter) light-hearted but by no means silly fun that doesn't make one mistake so many other low budget shockers tend to make - it doesn't take itself too seriously, and for exactly that reason it works all the better. Also it helps of course that director Terrence Williams has resisted the temptation to use trendy shaky handheld camera footagethat so many other filmmakers think is cool these days following Blair Witch Project - but which has grown really old really fast.

A pretty good flick, actually.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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