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Logan the killer (Isaac Cooper) is on the prowl, a man who has not only
killed 200 (!) people but also raped them (before and after the
kill) and eaten them - so yes, he is a bit of a son of a bitch. Two cops,
Sloane (Gary Browning), whose sister was killed by Logan, and Manners
(Steve Sheppard), manage to corner Logan though and kill him. In the
process of this though, Manners loses his cool and pretty much takes the
dead killer's body apart. 9 months later: The one woman who survived
Logan's attack has his baby - and the kid is promptly kidnapped by a bunch
of Satanists who sacrifice it so they can raise Logan from the dead ...
bad idea, because dead Logan is a bit grumpy in the morning, so he kills
all the Satanists but two (Christian Curmudgeon, Jason McGee), then goes
on a raping and killing spree - so yeah, death hasn't changed Logan one
bit, apart from his zombie-face. Then though, zombie Logan stumbles upon a
sex doll and falls in love on the spot. He totally forgets killing and
raping people hereafter and dances through the fields with his new
girlfriend. The two surviving Satanists in the meantime figure to kill
zombie Logan, they have to raise the baby they have sacrificed to raise
him from the dead. Not such a brilliant idea because the baby immediately
kills the two Satanists and only then goes after Logan, kills his sex doll
and then is hunted down and killed by him. Meanwhile, our two cops
Sloane and Manners are investigating zombie Logan's new killing spree, not
realizing of course that they are after the man they have already killed.
During the investigation, Manners seems to lose it more and more, as he
does not only start to snort coke and shoot heroin, he also vows to turn
his back on the police altogether and take law into his own hands - and he
occasionally shoots people he considers scumbags, just because he doesn't
like them. Finally, the two get a lead on zombie Logan, but by that time,
Manners is too tripped out to do anything, so Sloane goes after Logan
alone ... and is killed. It is only then that Manners finally does show
up, and he manages to kill Logan with the knife he has killed the baby
demon with. After this triumph, Manners takes his fight to the streets,
shooting people left and right indiscriminatingly. When his case comes to
court though he is cleared of all charges and later becomes an FBI man in
charge of all cases involving the supernatural, called the Necro Files. Whenever
one stumbles upon a review of The Necro Files, one will most
probably find the words gross, offensive and disgusting
worked into the text somehow, and all of this is of course true, but it
still doesn't hit the mark, because much more than being gross, offensive
and disgusting, this film is wickedly funny. I mean, can you really take a
zombie running through the streets with a hard-on seriously, or a zombie
waltzing through the fields with a sex doll, or a flying baby zombie, or
Steve Sheppard playing his role like Dirty Harry on speed
(almost literally)? That all said, The Necro Files does of course
have its shortcomings, it has been made on a very low budget and it shows,
and not all the performances are really spot-on, but if you are into
humour of the macabre variety or simlply need a party movie to watch with
a few mates and a few beers (too many), then you should give this one a
try.
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