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Heisser Sex auf Ibiza

The Dark Side of Sex
Ibiza al Desnudo / Hot Sex in Ibiza / Hot Summer in Ibiza

Switzerland/Spain 1982
produced by
Erwin C. Dietrich for Ascot Film, Elite
directed by Gérard Loubeau
starring Olinka Hardiman, Laurence Eymard (= Laura May), Dominique-Patricia Séjourné (= Dominique Saint Claire), Linda Ordóñez, Alban Ceray, Marianne Aubert, Astrid Bone, Kitty Hilaire (as Hare Krane), Roman Huber, Gabriel Pontello
story by Erwin C. Dietrich, screenplay by Gérard Loubeau, dialogue by Melvin Quiñones, music by Walter Baumgartner

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Ibiza: Rich businessman and discotheque-owner Alban Oulard (Alban Ceray) goes away on a business trip, having to leave his three women - wife Patti (Dominique-Patricia Séjourné), daughter Therese (Linda Ordónez), maid/mistress/gogo-dancer Oli (Olinka Hardiman) - alone in his remote mansion ... and as fate would have it, he has picked exactly the time for his trip when three sex offenders prowl the region, looking for - well, sex. And while Therese and Oli are out looking for sex in the neighbourhood, and Patti is planning on nothing but doing a swim in her pool, the three brutes show up at her place to gangrape her. Then Patti's friend Laura (Laurence Eymard) shows up - and the two women are forced to have lesbian sex in front of our rapists. This situation eventually develops into an orgy, and the baddies even film the proceedings. Then Oli and Therese arrive home, but they are forwarned by finding the rapists' jeep outside, so they make up a plan to enter the house without being seen ... but it doesn't work that way, they are captured, and together with Patti (no idea what has happened to Laura), they are taken to Alban's yacht, which the baddies plan to make an escape on - with plenty of pussy to keep them company. Then, pretty much without warning, the three brutes disappear, leaving the three women behind - and only Oli seems to have been slightly traumatized by the experience. They agree though to never again mention the ordeal.

That evening, Alban returns home from his businesstrip - driving all over the island looking for some new pussy to shag -, and the girls act as if nothing has happened. Until Alban accidently plays the video the brutes took during their orgy.


Ok, in writing, this film might sound as sleazy, misogynist and disturbing as can be. On film though, it weirdly enough is not. Basically, it's just your typical hardcore porn flick, looking for plenty of excuses to show a sex scene or two - and if some of the sex scenes are rapes, so what? (Not my opinion, but the director's apparently.) The sex is filmed just the same, basically reduced to a mechanical level and filmed in a purely functional way. And the performers seem less than interested in gracing these scenes with the proper emotions (after all, a rape is supposed to be something traumatic). It should perhaps also be noted that some of the rape scenes are only (very obviously) simulated, while all consensuous sex is explicitely real.

All of this doesn't say too much about the actual film - which is little more than your run-of-the-mill, unimaginative piece of porn. You'll probably like at least some of the girl, but that's about the nicest thing I can say about the film ...


review © by Mike Haberfelner


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