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Hands of Hell

USA 2023
produced by
Andrew Evans, Gianna Lutz for Seven7h Letter Productions
directed by Gianna Lutz
starring Gianna Lutz, Adam Kitchen, Abby Anderson, Chase Walker, Arianna Camacho Mcpike, Brady Box, Antonio Neville, Hondo Tey, Paul A. Rossi, Charlie Kingery, Britton Emert, Woody Wilson Hall, Linda Eicher, Pat Turner, Stephen Burnett, Matthew Mann, Joseph Aviel (voice)
written by Gianna Lutz, music by Edward Grant, special effects makeup by Melissa Long, Skye Smith

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Lucy (Linda Eicher) and Jeffrey (Pat Turner) are a charming elderly couple who run a motel in the middle of nowhere - untill they're brutally murdered by Bianca (Gianna Lutz) and Zeke (Adam Kitchen), two escapees from a nearby insane asylum. Bianca and Zeke then decide that rather than keep on running they'd stay a while and use the hotel as a mouse trap for future victims. And the mice arrive soon, all young people with a knack for partying, like gay couple Brett (Antonio Neville) and Marcus (Hondo Tey), horny couple Stacey (Arianna Camacho Mcpike) and Blake (Brady Box), and sincere couple with relationship problems Erica (Abby Anderson) and Dylan (Chase Walker). And once the rooms are well filled up, Bianca and Zeke have no issues catching one or the other of their guests alone to slaughter them in inventive ways. And when our tourists start to realize what's going on, it might already be much too late ...

 

Sure, this movie is formulaic as can be, down to the point that it's easy to pinpoint who will be the final girl - but it's also so much fun! Now generally speaking, slashers are a dime a dozen and are not exactly my favourite genre, but this one gets it right: This is no post modernist re-interpretation or oh-so-clever parody of the genre, instead a nice throwback to the grindhouse days before slashers became mainstream. And it's got all the right ingredients for a nice horror trip, from suspense sequences to jump scares and outbursts of violence and cruelty. And two genuinely creepy villains of course also help to make this one an indie slasher as cool as they come.

 

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