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Everybody Gets Stabbed

Australia 2020
produced by
Levon J. Polinelli, Tanya Dharmapala for Catface Productions
directed by Levon J. Polinelli
starring Nick Pages-Oliver, Daniel Buckle, Alice Wrobel, Jayden Arts, Philip Lynch, Elise Wilson, Grace Johnson, Mikaela Johnson, Joshua Makinda, Helen Kerr, Paul Montague, Craig Quartermaine
written by Levon J. Polinelli, Nick Pages-Oliver, Daniel Buckle, music by Ash Gibson Greig, songs by Tomás Ford

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Clive (Nick Pages-Oliver) and Desmond (Daniel Buckle), two basically very average guys, have only recently taken to putting on masks and killing their friends off one by one. They're not particularly good at it, but good enough to get away with it for a while, and ultimately they want to blame the murders on one of their friends, Tom (Jayden Arts).

Why? Because Clive's secretly in love with Lauren (Alice Wrobel), who just happens to be Tom's girlfriend. But with Tom accused of murder Clive figures Lauren might fall in love tih him instead. And Desmond is actually a closet gay secretly in love with Clive, and he figures helping him with his plan will bring the two of them closer to one another. Of course, neither idea makes much sense, nor their desparate attempts to blame the murders on Tom, but rather by mistake than design, Clive and Desmond manage to stay ahead of the game - that is until one of their friends, Brenda (Elise Wilson), tells them she's wise to them - and she wants in ...


So ok, on a purely technical level, Everybody Gets Stabbed leaves something to be desired, especially when it comes to on-screen sound and sound effects - but if you can ignore that for the duration of the film, you'll be richly rewarded as the movie's just really good in milking its whacky idea for what it's worth and then some, while packing it all in a well constructed yet hilarious story that seems to find special joy in turning slasher mainstays onto their heads, and getting laughs out of suspense scenes. And a cast playing it straight despite being in on the joke really helps bringing this to life and making it into a pretty cool dark genre comedy.


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