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The Erotic Adventures of Robinson Crusoe
Die erotischen Abenteuer des Robinson Crusoe / Afrika Erotika / Never on Friday
Italy 1975
produced by
Dick Randall, Sheldon Silverstein
directed by Ken Dixon
starring Lawrence P.Casey, Bruno Piergentili (as Dan Harrison), Eva Carson, Eva Maria Gabriel, Malisa Longo, Natasha Neal, Barbara Lee, Ulla La, Colette Descombes, Kim Ray, Alison Swaisland, Paola Maiolini, Patricia Herrera, Robert Wood, Lina Romay, Macha Magall, Cassandra, and as ape: Mike Monty
screenplay by Dick Randall, Mark Farren, based on characters created by Daniel Defoe, music by Alexander Blonksteiner
Robinson Crusoe
review by
Mike Haberfelner
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Robinson Crusoe (Lawrence P.Casey) is stranded on an island exclusively
inhabited by women, and they want to eat him ... until he uses his
lovemaking skills to convince them otherwise - and now all the girls want
to do is have sex with him, all of them and all the time. This soon tires
Robinson of course, so he makes one attempt after the next to escape, and
finally he's quite pleased when the male natives from the neighbouring
island capture him. Unfortunately though they are cannibals, and he's
supposed to be supper. Thank god then for Robinson's ape friend (Mike
Monty), who saves him just in time ... but takes him back to his women. Eventually,
Robinson stumbles upon one of the cannibals, Friday (Bruno Piergentili) on
the women's island, but instead of throwing him back into the sea, he
hands them over to the women as their new lovemachine. The plan works at
first, as Friday proves to be a potent and always-horny lover, and with
him around, the girls leave Robinson in peace. Eventually though, the
girls start to treat Robinson like dirt, and when he wants his sexual
urges fulfilled from time to time, they flatly turn him down. However,
Friday tires eventually, and now it's the two men against an island full
of horny women - and Robinson and Friday make an escape ... until they
figure they did not have the worst of times on the island after all, which
is when ... Robinson wakes up in his bed to his nagging wife and it was
all just a dream. Instead of spending his time on an island paradise, he
soon collects a parking ticket when he wants to go to the office, and has
to fend off his gay boss (who looks remarkably like Friday) once at work.
All of this causes Robinson to make a hasty escape, steal a little boat
and travel back to the island of women ... A rather tired sex
comedy. Sure, the girls are all pretty and get naked a lot, and while
Lawrence P.Casey isn't exactly a comedian, there were way worse actors in
1970's erotic comedies - but that said the film brings nothing but
standard dirty jokes to Daniel Defoe's source material that pretty much
seems to demand a proper, funny sex parody by default. Sure, the film as
it is has some of that nostalgic 1970's erotica charm, but apart from
that, there's little to recommend it.
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