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Dolphinman Battles the Sex Lobsters

USA 2016
produced by
Dylan Greenberg, John P. Brennan, Michael Herz (executive), Lloyd Kaufman (executive) for Troma
directed by John P. Brennan
starring Gibson Merrick, Doug Sakmann, Zac Amico, Amanda Flowers, Elizabeth D'Ambrosio, John P. Brennan, K-Flo, Lloyd Kaufman
written by John P. Brennan, music by John P. Brennan, Kevin MacLeod, theme by Dylan Greenberg, special effects by Dylan Greenberg

Dolphinman, Sgt. Kabukiman

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Somewhere in Tromaville, Sgt Kabukiman NYPD (Doug Sakman) has sex with his favourite hooker (Elizabeth D'Ambrosio), only to then find out ... he has lobsters on his penis. He pays a visit to a doctor of his trust (Zac Amico) ... to find out that that doctor has put a tiny replica of Tromaville on the sergeant's dick to ... then shrink himself to create clones of Kabukiman in miniature Tromaville and fuck them to Kingdom Come. Kabukiman, not happy about that, calls upon his friend Dolphinman (Gibson Merrick) to shrink himself and battle the Lobster Queen (Amanda Flowers) in tiny Tromaville - but Dolphinman and the Lobster Queen fall in love, even if they were planning to kill one another. But that doesn't mean by a longshot the danger's averted, because there's still the mad scientist with his evil scheme and his army of lobsters ...


Of course, Dolphinman Battles the Sex Lobsters is every bit as crude in humour as the title already suggests - and that's totally the fun of it, it's just a no-holds-barred genre comedy that doesn't take into account that the special effects might not be up to par for a production like this, the costumes and masks just look cheap, and the production value's on the limited side ... and actually, the film's entertainment value doesn't suffer from any of this, it's still frigging hilarious, mainly because it's self-consciously silly but unpretentious enough at the same time to not only get away with it but have the audience in on the joke.

Great fun, really!


And if this has gotten you at all interested, you might just want to watch the movie on Troma Now:


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Robots and rats,
demons and potholes,
cuddly toys and
shopping mall Santas,
love and death and everything in between,
Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

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Your Bones to
a collection of short stories and mini-plays
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produced by and starring
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directed by
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written by
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Ryan Hunter and
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