Hot Picks

- Ready for My Close Up 2019

- Talk of the Dead 2016

- Bittertooth 2023

- 4 Minutes of Terror: Night Slasher 2024

- Apart 2024

- The Abandoned 2006

- Becky 2024

- The Evil Fairy Queen 2024

- The Black Guelph 2022

- Followers 2024

- Silence of the Prey 2024

- Battle for the Western Front 2024

- Beware the Boogeyman 2024

- Subject 101 2022

- Driftwood 2023

- The Legend of Lake Hollow 2024

- Black Mass 2023

- Skinwalkers: American Werewolves 2 2023

- The Manifestation 2024

- Spirit Riser 2024

- Garden of Souls 2019

- It's a Wonderful Slice 2024

- Caleb & Sarah 2024

- The Thousand Steps 2020

- The Desiring 2021

- When a Stranger Knocks 2024

- Quint-essentially Irish 2024

- Son of Gacy 2024

- Saltville 2024

- The True Story of the Christ's Return 2024

- Whenever I'm Alone with You 2023

- Jurassic Triangle 2024

- Midnight Peepshow 2022

- Offworld: Alien Planet 2024

- The Swiss Conspiracy 1976

- Sex-Positive 2024

- Here for Blood 2022

- All Over Again 2024

- The Color Yellow 2023

- Des Töchterleins Leid 2024

- I Am a Channel 2024

- The Hermits 2023

- Murdaritaville 2024

- Inheritance 2024

- The Devil's Partner 1960

- A Stranger in the Woods 2024

- Underground 2023

- A Nashville Wish 2024

- molkipolki 2023

- The Ghost is a Lie - Take Two 2024

- Return to the Theatre of Terror 2023

- The Ghost is a Lie - Take One 2023

- First Impressions Can Kill 2017

- A Killer Conversation 2014

- Star Crash 1979

- Strangler of the Swamp 1946

Deany Bean is Dead

USA 2018
produced by
Mikael Kreuzriegler, Allison Marie Volk for Volkal Pictures, Operation Kreuzriegler
directed by Mikael Kreuzriegler
starring Allison Marie Volk, Colin Taylor Martin, Christopher Glenn Cannon, Wendy Wilkins, Sarah Siadat, Paul Tigue, Melanie Leanne Miller, Paulina Lule, Kaitlin Huwe, Ben Horwitz, Nicholas Thurkettle, Natasha McCrea, Sonja Inge, Bodie Newcomb, Jay Wallace, Cora Riley, Jennifer Champion
written by Allison Marie Volk, music by Cindy O'Connor

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Deany (Allison Marie Volk) is not exactly at a high point in her life: She's still heartbroken of her ex Tom (Christopher Glenn Cannon) breaking up with her, and now she learns he's already engaged to her successor, Angela (Sarah Siadat), she hates her job, hates her boss Maxine (Wendy Wilkins) even more, and then she's fired even. She's so fed up with this that when she stumbles upon Maxine on the parking deck, she strangles her to death. To not be caught red-handed, she hides Maxine's body in her trunk, and figures she best buried her where people least expect it - in her ex boyfriend's garden. After all, Tom and Angela are on a trip to South America, presently. Only they're not, they've returned only today, and Angela catches Deany in the garden - but not knowing who Deany actually is, she invites her in, believing her to be part of the welcome-back party they're giving that night. And what a party that is, guests are of all people Deany's former psychiatrist (Paul Tigue) and his wife (Melanie Leanne Miller) and Tom's estranged brother Myron (Colin Taylor Martin) - and of course, there's a totally weird atmosphere to all of this, and things slightly get out of hand pretty much constantly, especially when it starts to show that the relationship between Tom and Angela might not be as ideal as they try to make everyone believe, and that Tom still does have feelings for Deany. But things only actually go to hell when believed-dead Maxine shows up at the party as well, with not the slightest recollection who she is and what might have happened to her, and Deany, trying to use this to her advantage, only makes things worse, way worse ...

 

If dark comedies are your thing, then you'll in all probability like Deany Bean is Dead, as its underlying humour is really morbid, but the film doesn't go overboard with things or tries to just outgross the audience for a few laughs but puts an emphasis on understatement and really let's the premise grow out of shape all by itself and with a gusto. That's thanks to clever writing with an instinct for odd and hilarious situations and strong characters to carry the thing, and a direction that translates the subtleties of the script rather nicely. And Allison Marie Volk sure makes a lead that's likeable despite of (or maybe because of) all her flaws (and there are many), and she's supported by a solid ensemble. Lots of fun for sure!

 

Quick Links

Abbott & Costello

The Addams Family

Alice in Wonderland

Arsène Lupin

Batman

Bigfoot

Black Emanuelle

Bomba the Jungle Boy

Bowery Boys

Bulldog Drummond

Captain America

Charlie Chan

Cinderella

Deerslayer

Dick Tracy

Dr. Mabuse

Dr. Orloff

Doctor Who

Dracula

Edgar Wallace made in Germany

Elizabeth Bathory

Emmanuelle

Fantomas

Flash Gordon

Frankenstein

Frankie & Annette Beach Party movies

Freddy Krueger

Fu Manchu

Fuzzy

Gamera

Godzilla

Hercules

El Hombre Lobo

Incredible Hulk

Jack the Ripper

James Bond

Jekyll and Hyde

Jerry Cotton

Jungle Jim

Justine

Kekko Kamen

King Kong

Laurel and Hardy

Lemmy Caution

Lobo

Lone Wolf and Cub

Lupin III

Maciste

Marx Brothers

Miss Marple

Mr. Moto

Mister Wong

Mothra

The Munsters

Nick Carter

OSS 117

Phantom of the Opera

Philip Marlowe

Philo Vance

Quatermass

Robin Hood

The Saint

Santa Claus

El Santo

Schoolgirl Report

The Shadow

Sherlock Holmes

Spider-Man

Star Trek

Sukeban Deka

Superman

Tarzan

Three Mesquiteers

Three Musketeers

Three Stooges

Three Supermen

Winnetou

Wizard of Oz

Wolf Man

Wonder Woman

Yojimbo

Zatoichi

Zorro

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

Feeling lucky?
Want to
search
any of my partnershops yourself
for more, better results?
(commissions earned)

The links below
will take you
just there!!!

Find Deany Bean is Dead
at the amazons ...

USA  amazon.com

Great Britain (a.k.a. the United Kingdom)  amazon.co.uk

Germany (East AND West)  amazon.de

Looking for imports?
Find Deany Bean is Dead here ...

Thailand  eThaiCD.com
Your shop for all things Thai

Something naughty?
(Must be over 18 to go there!)

x-rated  find Deany Bean is Dead at adultvideouniverse.com


Thanks for watching !!!

 

 

In times of uncertainty of a possible zombie outbreak, a woman has to decide between two men - only one of them's one of the undead.

 

There's No Such Thing as Zombies
starring
Luana Ribeira, Rudy Barrow and Rami Hilmi
special appearances by
Debra Lamb and Lynn Lowry

 

directed by
Eddie Bammeke

written by
Michael Haberfelner

produced by
Michael Haberfelner, Luana Ribeira and Eddie Bammeke

 

now streaming at

Amazon

Amazon UK

Vimeo

 

 

 

Robots and rats,
demons and potholes,
cuddly toys and
shopping mall Santas,
love and death and everything in between,
Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

is all of that.

 

Tales to Chill
Your Bones to
-
a collection of short stories and mini-plays
ranging from the horrific to the darkly humourous,
from the post-apocalyptic
to the weirdly romantic,
tales that will give you a chill and maybe a chuckle, all thought up by
the twisted mind of
screenwriter and film reviewer
Michael Haberfelner.

 

Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

the new anthology by
Michael Haberfelner

 

Out now from
Amazon!!!