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Cicciolina Amore Mio

Cicciolina My Love
Bedtime Stories / Ein zärtliches Biest

Italy 1979
directed by Amasi Damiani (as A. Van Dike), Bruno Mattei (as Jimmy B.Matheus)
starring Ilona Staller, Patrizia Basso, Giancarlo Marinangeli, Paola Ludovica Barbanera, Enrico Bessieres, Tina Capecchi, Ciro Cefaro, Claudio Vacca, Thordis Rubivi, Roxanne Zanchini Bell
written by Riccardo Schicchi, Amasi Damiani, music by Gianni Marchetti

Cicciolina

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Ilona (Ilona Staller) is the good-night-girl, a popular hostess of a radio show about love romance and above everything sex. she's also very attractive and likes to reveal her breasts and pussy, especially in public. She has posed nude for pretty much every men's magazine, and every man is in love with her, and even quite a few women.

Riccardo (Giancarlo Marinangeli) is a photographer who has a special bond with Ilona, not because he knows her but because he thinks that seen through his eyes (and camera lense) she could become an even bigger star. Eventually, he manages to get in touch with her and they do numerous photo shoots. Ilona, free spirit that she is, soon wants to have sex with Riccardo, but he turns her down. During a beach shoot, Riccardo is beaten up and Ilona is almost raped by a bunch of bikers, but they are saved by June, who takes them to her nearby mansion, where she gets Ilona drunk and eventually seduces her - when Riccardo bursts in to save her in a fit of jealousy.

Ilona decides to tour the country in a stage show, in which she strips naked repeatedly and sings a few songs, a show organized by Riccardo that becomes a smash hit. But the show also gives Ilona to the masses, and she realizes she has no more use for Riccardo (not sure why) - but as a parting present, they finally have sex.

 

An exaggerated and idealized showcase for Ilona Staller's public persona (she really was the hostess of an erotic radio show in the late 1970's as well as a nude model), Cicciolina Amore Mio, itself a softcore flick, is significant inasmuch as it introduced Staller's screen alter ego Cicciolina, soon the star of a string of hardcore films, to the movie world.

This of course doesn't say anything about the quality of the film at hand, and to be honest, it's a less than remarkable film, it lacks any proper storyline, the sex scenes are often rather sloppily filmed, and the cast doesn't really seem up to the task, acting-wise. On the other hand though, the film shows Ilona Stalloer at the height of her beauty, and she gets naked an awful lot. Plus the 1970's looks of the film, from its filter effects to sets and costumes, are almost instantly loveable, so it's all but a total loss - but not a real winner, either ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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