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Canada 2019
produced by
Josh Goodman, Ryan Jamison for RyJamCinema, ColdDecembrrMedia
directed by Ryan Jamison
starring Ryan Jamison, Josh Tevlin, Josh Goodman, Trevor Adolf, Bianca Salamis, Liz Singer, Shealyn Tait, Mila Melanidis, David Trotter, Annika Rambo, Jordan Holgate, Darren Kristensen, Jasmeen Sekhon, Matthew Marsolais, Ethan Stoppi, Jody Robertson (voice)
written by Ryan Jamison


review by
Mike Haberfelner

Patrick (Ryan Jamison) is a rather introverted guy, so when his more outgoing friends Cole (Josh Tevlin), Tobey (Josh Goodman) and Jackson (Trevor Adolf) take him to a party, he feels a bit like a fish out of water, and then they also persuade him to make a move on Anita (Bianca Salamis), whom he has had a (not too) secret crush for years - but that backfires when even before he can sweettalk her she tells him she wants to hook up with Cole. Suffice to say, he's disappointed, locks himself in a bathroom with a vodka bottle and pretty much empties it - which of course leaves him well pissed, that sort of pissed where you love everyone and want to hug everyone. Eventually though, he stumbles into a bedroom and finds Cole on top of Anita, putting on a condom. He grabs a baseball bat and ... well, the outcome might surprise you.


Basically, this is just a film that feels very real, basically because everybody feels like Patrick sometimes (some of course more so than others). But that's not why the film succeeds, it actually does so by keeping it low key, doesn't use any exaggerations, and the story doesn't feel forced - and in this context then, the finale (that certainly no one saw coming) is all the more believable. And besides a strong script this is achieved by a very subtle directorial effort and very relatable performances.

Definitely worth a look.


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