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Abduction

UK 2017
produced by
Mol Smith for Onview Films
directed by Mol Smith
starring Kemal Yildirim, Karolina Antosik, Mel Mills, Tessa McGinn, Amelie Leroy, Kelsey Williams, Peter Hopkins
written by Mol Smith

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Aliens want to abduct lovely Bozena (Karolina Antosik), but her psychiatrist Melissa (Tessa McGinn) who feels like a mother to her won't let them, so he takes her to Doctor Asil (Kemal Yildirim), who seems to know what's going on ... but then again he shags Bozena every time Melissa turns her back - something which Bozena quite enjoys by the way. But once Melissa's out and they're at it again, Asil is thus too preoccupied to have Bozena's back ... and she does get abducted from quite under his nose.

Fortunately, while out, Melissa makes the acquaintance of Thorson (Mel Mills), who seems to have a grasp of the whole affair and has some gadgets and weapons to help.

The story in short is this: The aliens are actually beings from another dimension who have fucked up their homeworld and now want to settle on ours - but in our atmosphere they cannot reproduce between themselves yet, so the alien Hive Queen (Amelie Leroy), who sometimes walks the earth dressed as a slutty nun, needs an earth woman of a certain quality to carry her offspring ...

Somehow, Asil manages to track down Bozena and bring her back, but instead of solving a problem, our heroic quartet find themselves with quite a few new ones ...

 

If ever you've laughed about a conspiracy theory and/or find alien abduction stories a bit ridiculous ... you'll probably find at least something to laugh about in Abduction, and likewise if you like your science fiction with a grain of salt, or are just into slightly odd comedy. Basically, this is a movie that pokes good fun at the whole alien abduction myth (and it's science fiction roots and branches), with some jokes being a bit on the crude and puerile side, others quite sophisticated, with quite a bit of slapstick and sight gags thrown in just for good measure - and the outcome is a quite weird mish-mash that works quite beautifully thanks to a stringent story that's still full of surprises and a competent ensemble that doesn't overdo it while obviously being in on the joke.

Basically, just sit back and enjoy!

 

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