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Members Club

UK 2024
produced by
Gav Mukerji, Kevin Harvey, Antoine Dixon-Bellot, Marc Coleman for Blackwater Pictures, Matte Black London Productions, Double Dinner Films
directed by Marc Coleman
starring Dean Kilbey, Perry Benson, Liam Noble, Mark Monero, David Alexander, Barbara Smith, Juliet Cowan, Jade Johnson, Steve Oram, Emma Stannard, Peter Andre, Alan Ford, David Schaal, Charley Burling, Sally Kennington, Luke White, Reis Daniel, Paul Trussell
written by Marc Coleman, music by Peter Blyth, creature design, masks and prosthetics by Mind Magic Studios, stunt coordinator: Ermar Alexander

review by
Mike Haberfelner

The Wet Dreams - Alan (Dean Kilbey), Neil (Perry Benson), Ratboy (Mark Monero) and Carly (David Alexander) - have once been one of the hottest quartet of male strippers around ... but that was 30 or so years ago, and now they're all in their 50s and not nececcarily in the best physical shapes anymore, and still they're performing, but mainly at small venues and for peanuts. And even their loyal manager Deano (Liam Noble) wants to drop them ... when out of nowhere, Alan manages to score an exceptionally well-paying gig. Sure, it's in the middle of nowhere, but they boys have their own dressing room, their own buffet, and unlimited tab at the bar. So what could possibly go wrong?

Well, for one that their employer, Christine (Emma Stannard) is an actual witch, for the other that she needs the four strippers for a ritual to bring back a witch, Agnes, who has been killed centuries ago. Our heroes start to notice there's something wrong when they're drugged and wake up tied to chairs, but they really notice how desparate their situation is when their handler (Juliet Cowan) is killed before their very eyes, then resurrected as a monster, and before you know it, Carly and Ratboy are killed, Joanne has lost control over the situation, and her two helpers turn out to be Alan's daughter (Barbara Smith) and her best friend (Jade Johnson) - which makes things really awkward for Alan, too. And what's worse, Agnes has more tricks up her sleeve than either of them, even Joanne, could even have dreamed of - and all these tricks only increase the threat she is to our motley crew ...

 

Now Members Club is a film that's not to be taken wholly seriously - the premise already suggests as much, and writer/director Marc Coleman is apparently well aware of this, as the film's full of comedic bits and awkward situations - and most of this is actually pretty hilarious. But that said, the film really packs a punch when it has to, all the fiolence feels real and is bloody, the effects work is definitely up to par, and the film isn't short on jump scares. And combine this with a relatable cast in on the joke but mostly playing it straight, and you've got yourself a very entertaining piece of genre cinema for sure.

 

Members Club will be available on digital download from 21st October 2024.

 

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