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Family Property 2: More Blood

USA 2025
produced by
Derek Young, Chris Harding (executive), Phillip Hurt (executive) for YoungProductions36, Kluckin Films, Soots Construction, You're Dead Effects
directed by Derek Young
starring Jenny Jannetty, Mike Halac, Kadrolsha Ona Carole, James Price, Lloyd Kaufman, Greg Russell Tiderington, Jeremy Ambler, Jon Dalton, John Johnson, Royce Hobson, Nadia White, Eric Draco Wilhide, Adam Ginsberg, D.J. Calvitto, Michelle Blasky, Larry Wasan, Nurse Hatchet, Jody Osbourne, Sky Coda, Jr Blankenship, Patti Goodnow Blankenship, Aleta Whitten, Meww Gómez, Missy Watts, Chris Harding, Leila Hinton, Steve Soots, Peggy Blankenship, Ayona Stultz, Phillip Hurt, Tammy Soots, Timothy Beal, Andrew McKenna, Aaron Frailey, Doug Davidson, Tawnya Eshelman, Roman Jossart, Stephen Slasher Sturges, Matt Burns, Jim Westmoreland, Judy Westmoreland, Down To The Wire (= Stephanie Correa, Jeff Fisher, Michael Stewart, John Henry Heiniken, Derek Young (voice), with intros featuring Felissa Rose, Jimmy "The Boogie Woogie Man" Valentine, The Colonel, Black Widow
written by Derek Young, Derek R. Pavao, Michelle Blasky, music by Michael Trapp, special effects by Phillip Hurt/You're Dead Effects

Family Property

review by
Mike Haberfelner

After two rather pointless intros featuring horror fave Felissa Rose and wretling legemds Jimmy "The Boogie Woodie Man" Valentine, The Colonel and Black Widow, we're treated to a family on a camping trip sitting around their campfire one night, when out of nowhere a stranger (Greg Russell Tiderington) a stranger appears, hoins them at the campfire and tells them a gruesome piece of local lore: According to his story, they're camping on land belonging to the Carter family. Now old man Carter was a hothead with a tendency to violence who frequently let his aggression out on his wife (Kadrolsha Ona Carole) and daughter Sarah (Jenny Jannetty) while he keeps his son Bobby (James Price) chained up in the shed. Thing is, his violent tendencies eventually land Carter in jail, upon which his wife takes over terrorizing the family, but she soon dies an untimely dead, upon which it falls upon young Sarah to defend the family property against intruders - inexplicably, she keeps Bobby chained up. And Sarah goes about this by killing any and all who set foot on their land, in more and more gruesome ways ...

Lloyd Kaufman makes a pretty hilarious appearance as the mayor of Tromaville towards the end of the movie.

 

Now objectively, Family Property 2: More Blood is not a good film, thanks to inconsistent audio quality to the point where some dialogue is inaudible, at best functional camerawork and sloppy editing - so this is definitely not a film for everybody. Still afficionados of 1970s grindhouse horrors will find plenty to like about this one as it pays clear hommage to these movies of old, with its often over-boarding violence, graphic killings including lots of gore, some gratuitous sex thrown in, and a great killer with cure Jenny Jannetty in her invariably clean virgin white dress. So if you don't come in with too high expectations and like your genre entertainment slightly trashy, you won't be disappointed.

 

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