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Masters of Horror - The Fair-Haired Child

episode 1.9

USA 2006
produced by
Stephen R. Brown (executive), Morris Berger (executive), John W.Hyde (executive), Mick Garris (executive), Keith Addis (executive), Andrew Deane (executive) for IDT Entertainment, Nice Guy Productions, Industry Entertainment/Showtime
directed by William Malone
starring Lindsay Pulsipher, Lori Petty, William Samples, Jesse Haddock, Walter Phelan, Ian Wallace, Haley Morrison
written by Matt Greenberg, music by Nicholas Pike

TV-series
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review by
Mike Haberfelner

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On her way home from school, teenage Tara (Lindsay Pulsipher) is run over by a car ... but instead of being taken to a hospital, she is taken to the home of Judith (Lori Petty) and Anton (William Samples), who for one reason or another lock her in their cellar with a suicidal teenage boy, Johnny (Jesse Haddock), whom they kept heavily sedated and who for that reason has lost his voice. Still, Tara and Johnny do become friends, if mainly to unite against their common enemy, Judith and Anton.

However, all is not as it seems, Johnny is actually Judith and Anton's son who has died 12 years ago, but the two hav made a bargain with the devil who agreed to bring Johnny back to life bit by bit until Anton and Judith have sacrificed him 12 virgins - and it looks as if Tara is the twelfth ...

It's not like Johnny wants to kill Tara to become wholly alive again, quite the contrary,he only has that little predicament that he every now and again turns into a murdering monster (played by Walter Phelan) as which he can no longer control himself and to which young Tara definitely is no match.

Somehow though, Tara survives her first night with the monster, and when Johnny comes to again he more than ever wants to kill himself, especially because he has really come to like Tara - but she just won't let him. The next night she freely gives herself up to him - as monster -, who slaughters her in the most brutal fashion ... and as a result, Judith and Anton get back their son again, (fully) alive and kicking ...

But what is that ? An unhappy (and unsatisfactory) ending ?

Nope, because in the meantime, Johnny has made a bargain with the devil himself, and he has offered him the lives of his mother and his father (who made him do all these terrible things) in exchange for a new lease of life for Tara - and wouldn't you know it, the devil accepted ...

The end has Johnny and Tara walking hand in hand through a landscape to kitsch to be true ...

 

One of the better episodes of the terribly uneven Masters of Horror, mainly because it's completely unpretentious and doesn't try to apply misinterpreted Freudian psychology to its story on one hand, on the other hand it seems to even make fun of some normally tedious esplanatory sequences that tend to so often slow good shockers down way too much.. That said, The Fair-Haired Child is still far from great, basically it's just another monster tale - but it's far from bad either !

 

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