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Leena Meets Frankenstein
USA 1993
produced by L.S. Talbot for Odyssey Group
directed by Scotty Fox
starring Leena, Mike Horner, Nicole London, Tony Tedeschi, Madison, Jon Dough, Brittany O'Connell, Randy Spears, Tina Tyler, Paige Carlson
written by L.S. Talbot, music by Double Vision
Frankenstein, Dracula, Wolf Man, Van Helsing
review by Mike Haberfelner
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After their car has broken down, Leena and Nicole (London) ask for help
at some old mansion - that's coincidently owned by Dracula (Mike Honer),
who has enslaved the Wolf Man (Tony Tedeschi) and keeps the Frankenstein
monster (Jon Dough) in his basement. And he wants to conquer the world,
too. Enter Van Helsing (Randy Spears), the totally ineffective last son of
a long line of vampire hunters, who walks into a trap before he can do
anything. So it's up to Leena to seduce Dracula while Nicole shags the
monster to keep him from interfering. After Leena has had sex with
Dracula, she opens the curtains to let the sunlight in - and disintegrate
the vampire in the process. And as a thank you she keeps Van Helsing ... A
parody of the Universal
horror cycle in the style of Abbott
and Costello Meet Frankenstein (and thus mostly shot in black and
white) - but with added hardcore sex (for the sex scenes the film switches
to colour). The result is not exactly a masterpiece, but it's actually
quite amusing at times, but it falls into the same trap most porn parodies
fall into: The sex scenes are not woven into the plot but tagged onto it,
and instead of supporting the film storywise, they interrupt the plot a
few times too often. That said, there are far worse porn parodies out
there ...
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review © by Mike Haberfelner
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