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Il Labirinto dei Sensi

The Labyrinth of Love
La Maitresse de Saigon / 11 Days 11 Nights 6 - The Labyrinth of Love

Italy 1993
produced by
Tony Bennett (executive) for Variety
directed by Joe D'Amato (= Aristide Massaccesi)
starring Monica Seller, Steven Rogers, Lora Luna, Mike Monty, Muriel Lim, Ricky Jonez, Liezl Santos
written by Leslie Wong (most possibly an alias for whoever), music by Piero Montanari

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Saigon: When French Valérie (Monica Seller) joins the Chow household as their new maid, the family is totally disjointed: Son Pierre is the submissive in a gay relationship, mother Mia is almost never home, dad Chow is one of those business-first guys, and gramps Kow has long lost interest in his own family. Valérie soon seduces one after the other, and has sex with all of them, and wouldn't you know it, this actually brings the family closer together, even if nobody knows that Valérie nad sex with everyone else as well. In the end, for no apparent reason (other than that he proposed to her), she decides to marry grandpa ...

 

One in a series of Asian themed softcore-sexfilms Joe D'Amato made after the international success of the Hong Kong erotic sensation Sex and Zen, Labyrinth of Love is actually closer in style and story to Jean-Jacques Annaud's The Lover ... but above all ele, Labyrinth of Love is quite simply not a very good movie, basically because it doesn't tell a very good story, does so in a very boring way, and all the characters are as empty as their motivations are unclear. And Monica Seller is certainly a sight for sore eyes, especially in the nude (and she gets naked a lot), but she's not much of an actress and lacks the charisma a character like hers desperately needs. And as for the sewx scenes - they are executed in a glossy, unimaginative and pretty impersonal way and thus fail to properly arouse.

In all, not worth your time and money ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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