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Colonials
USA 2023
produced by Joe Bland, Michele Kanan, Todd Thompson (executive), Steve Foster (executive), Cass Huckabay (executive) for Bland Productions, Colonials Film
directed by Joe Bland, Andrew Balek
starring Greg Kriek, Sean Kanan, Jennifer Willis, Jamie Bernadette, B.A. Tobin, Mike Ferguson, Allie Ayers, Daniel Roebuck, Jon Provost, Louise Barnes, Jeremy John Wells, Katy Purnell, Cass Huckabay, Greg Dodder, Sarah Kozlowski, Timothy E. Goodwin, Jeff M Hill, Eric Broser, Semere-Ab Etmet Yohannes, Miles Quincy Martin, Saint Ranson
written by Joe Bland, Cyrus Cheek, special and visual effects by Joe Bland
review by Mike Haberfelner
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Back in the day, humankind colonized Mars, and soon enough Mars society
became more and more advanced in comparison to those left behind, which
eventually led to earth and Mars breaking off contact. Eventually, Cyrus
(Jeremy John Wells) sends off a recon-mission to earth, but that mission's
ship is shot out of the sky by the Exiles, rogue humans led by half human
half robot Grom (Mike Ferguson) who have been exiled to the moon but now
have come back to earth to take over the planet and eventually also launch
an attack on Mars. Only one member of the recon mission survives, Silas
(Greg Kriek), incidently Cyrus's own son, but he has lost his memory -
which is too bad, as earth resistance leader Rhea (Jennifer Willis) could
have used a pilot just like him to fly a spaceship her top fighters Zoey
(Jamie Bernadette) and Thomas (B.A. Tobin) are to capture to the Exiles'
secret space station. And things really go from back to worse when Grom's
top assassin Raven (Allie Ayers) gets her hands on Silas while in the
space ship they were to steal Zoey and Thomas stumble upon a quite insane
robot ... Now storywise, Colonials is remarkably
reminiscent of 1980s low budget science fiction films and TV, but with
special effects that are definitely the 2020s, and everything set to a
very dynamic directorial effort. And all of this works as the film finds
the right balance between straightforward action and world-building,
between high drama and lighter moments, between politics and spacefights,
while showing a certain naivity to keep things from becoming too heavy
without becoming simplistic and moving at a high enough pace to keep one
entertained - and the result is a very enjoyable genre romp that certainly
leaves one wanting more as the ending is kept suitably open. And
if this has gotten you at all interested, feel free to go here for viewing
options: https://epic-pictures.com/film/colonials
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