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Who's Jenna...?

USA 2016
produced by
Brian K. Millard, Kelly Baldinger (executive) for 624 Productions, Willowcreek Entertainment, Bigger Boat Pictures
directed by Thomas Baldinger
starring Bill Sorvino, Tracey Birdsall, Joseph D'Onofrio, Garry Pastore, Michael Tota, Edwin Guerrero, Jen Jacob, Lenny Venito, Vic Dibitetto, Vincent Pastore, Precious Pia, Jeremy Gilbert, Samantha Ryan Maisano, Tim Haynes, Amber Lynn, Elyssa Nicole Ackerman, Deanna Henson, Kristie Ecke, Louisa Erlich, Tristan More, Matt Schorr, Lawrence James, Tia Link, Ryan O'Regan, Katrina Weidman, Sydney Rutigliano, Abigail Rhode, Katherine Robertson
written by Thomas Baldinger, music by Randy Weimer, Eric Greene, Man Woong Han

review by
Mike Haberfelner

So Jonathan (Bill Sorvino), a financial advisor, falls in love with Jenna (Tracey Birdsall), a lawyer by trade ... but she just happens to look like his friend Andy's (Joseph D'Onofrio) favourite pornstar (and it's not Ginger Lynn - who has a cameo as herself in the movie - but one can probably guess who even the title's alluding to). Now Jonathan is not too happy about that resemblance, but he has second thoughts when his boss (Gary Pastore) tells him to get rid of one of their top clients, Kevin Steele (Michael Tota), just because he's a pornstar, while entertaining links to quite obvious mobsters. Plus, he wants Jonathan's top assistant fired, just because he's black and gay. Now Jonathan is so fired up to fire back ... but his boss is also the brother in law of Jenna, and going against him without a case that would survive in court would quite obviously ruin everythig ...

 

Now Who's Jenna...? is quite possibly the most family friendly pro-porn (and as a consequence pro freedom of speech) movie ever made, despite its many porn allusions there are no sleazy bits in this one, and the narrative framework of the movie is really cute above all else - and that's also one of the reasons the film's really likeable, it doesn't resort to sensationalism to hammer home its point yet is carried by a strong enough story, a fun cast of characters, and a competent ensemble cast to result in a very entertaining movie!

 

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