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Yau's (Loletta Lee) promiscuous father Simon Khan (Elvis Tsui) agrees
to let her study ... but only under the condition that she dresses up as a
boy (we're in a Chinese movie, where women dressing up as men convincing
everybody but the audience is a staple) and wears a chastity belt with
inbuild defensive weapons. However, her student friend Fa (Lok Tat-Wah)
wants to shag her one night ... and the belt cuts off most of his penis.
So Yau takes him to the local Monk (Wong Yut Fei), who gives him an
artificial, mechanical penis with all sorts of strange features.
However, shortly thereafter, the evil Mirage Lady (Shu Qi) pays him a
visit as well, lets him give her a new face (the monk can do that), steals
his all powerful book Secret of Virginity (or rather half of it),
that would turn her into an all powerful hermaphrodite, and sucks the monk
dry of all his lifeforce during sexual intercourse. Then she takes off,
just before her arch-enemy Ironman (Ben Ng) manages to catch up with her
...
Later, Yau arrives back home with Fa, only to find her father having
arranged a wedding between her idiot brother Lung and Siu-Tsui (Shu Qi
again), but when Simon Khan realizes how attractive Siu-Tsui is and how
the idiot son is unable to appreciate this, he decides to take her for
himself, in the process neglecting all his other wives and everything else
- and soon enough, all his wives are killed by supernatural forces and his
son as well, and when Ironman arrives, he is drugged with a poison that
will make his dick explode in one hour if he doesn't have sex right away
... and Yau (happily) decides to give up her virginity to save Ironman -
and suddenly too, her chastity belt comes off with relative ease ...
In the meantime, Siu-Tsui - who has since turned out to be the Mirage
Lady, of course - has succeeded in killing even Simon Khan, sucking him
dry of all lifeforce, and now tries to seduce Fa as well, but somehow she
can't come to terms with his mechanical penis. Later she kills Ironman in
a duel, then rapes Yau (Mirage Lady has by now also a penis), to suck out
her lifeforce when she cums. What she doesn't know though is that Yau is
in possession of the other half of the Secret of Virginity and
knows how to counteract Mirage Lady's lifeforcesucking - by letting her
cum first, because then Yau is able to suck her lifeforce ... and really
it works, when Mirage Lady has an orgasm before Yau does, she is
defenseless enough for a moment for Fa to stab her to death.
The end ...
A mix of sexploitation, horror, murder mystery and over-the-top comedy
... that sounds way more interesting in writing than the film actually is
... Despite the many crazy ideas this film has to offer, it compeltely
fails to fall together and as a result every now and again refuses to make
any sense. That the direction of the film is totally lifeless and - what's
worse - not very sensual doesn'f help the film one bit either ... which
really is a shame, since many of the film's outrageous ideas would have
deserved a better treatment.
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