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Run! Bitch Run!

USA 2009
produced by
Joseph Guzman, Robert James Hayes II, Tom Takei (executive) for Freak Show Entertainment
directed by Joseph Guzman
starring Cheryl Lyone, Peter Tahoe, Johnny Winscher, Ivet Corvea, Christina DeRosa, Mike Tursi, Chenoa Mason, Maz Siam, Cream Cabahug, Patricia Grant, Ryan Henslee, Caejar Cox, Jessica Elder, Daeg Faerch, Mickey Faerch, Paul Grace, Douglas Macpherson, Sylvia Ochoa, Liz Porter, Lori Soleil, Khira Thomas, Chris Weidman, Aycil Yeltan, Kati Zachary
written by Joseph Guzman, Robert James Hayes II, special makeup effects by Shawn Beltran, John Shaw

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Catherine (Cheryl Lyone) and Rebecca (Christina DeRosa), two bible-selling convent school girls, try to make their business in the wrong part of town and become witnesses of gangster/pimp Lobo (Peter Tahoe) shooting one of his whores (Patricia Grant). Subsequently they are captured by Lobo, who doesn't want any witnesses for his worngdoings, and his gang, retarded Clint (Johnny Winscher) and crazy bitch Marla (Ivet Corvea).

Rebecca is soon killed by crazy Marla, but Lobo has something else in store for Catherine: A game of run bitch run, in which he chases her through the woods and rapes her once he has captured her, taking her virginity that way. Then he sends Clint to kill her. Clint strips Catherine and wants to rape her too, but then sees her rosary and feels pity with the girl. When she falls down some cliffs in an accident, he figures she's a goner and leaves.

Catherine has survived her fall though and is eventually taken to a hospital, totally traumatized. But she soon figures she's got a score to settle, steals a nurse's outfit and leaves the hospital dressed as a nurse, armed with a scalpel, and soon enough she knives down a random pimp for his weapons, then goes after Clint, Marla, and finally Lobo, and she kills them all in the most gruesome fashion. It's only then that she realizes what horrible things she has done, and she commits suicide.

 

One thing up front: Run! Bitch Run! is not the most subtle film, quite the contrary, it's amazingly blunt, very single minded and not burdened with any afterthought ... and for once, that's actually a good thing, Run! Bitch Run! is a refreshingly straightforward, unpretentious and unapologetic rape'n'revenge flick very much in style of the grindhouse classics from the late 1970's/early 80's like I Spit on your Grave and Ms. 45, even in directorial style, use of fetishistic images and the like. Now of course, this is not a film for the faint-hearted or politically correct, but neither the film's (blunt) title nor its genre classification (rape'n'revenge) would suggest as much, or would they?

Recommended, actually.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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