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Once Upon a Girl ...

USA 1976
produced by
Don Jurwich, William B. Silberkleit (executive), David Winters (executive) for Tommy J.Productions
directed by Don Jurwich, Jack Conrad (live action)
starring Hal Smith, Richmond Johnson, Carol Piacente, Kelly Gordon
written by Don Jurwich, music by Martin Slavin

animation
Jack and the Beanstalk, Cinderella, Little Red Riding Hood

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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In court, Mother Goose (Hal Smith) tells three fairy tales as they actually happened, or as she puts it, "from the woman's point of view."

First there is Jack, who sells his cow for three magic beans, and when he wanks on them, a giant beanstalk grows that leads Jack to the land of the giant. There, he is discovered by Mrs Giant, who uses him as a sex toy until her hubby comes home and has sex with her ... with Jack still inside the missus' pussy ... now that makes for a very special threesome ...

Next it's Cinderella, who has sex with the Prince at the Prince's ball, but has to disappear at midnight ... and the poor prince has to shag himself through half the country until he finds her and they marry ... but do they live happily ever after ?

Nope.

The Prince neglects his country because he and Cindy shag too much, Cinderella has baby after baby which make her grow old before her age, the Prince eventually starts cheating on his wife, and worst of all, her stepmother and stepsisters come to live with them ... eeek.

The last story is that of Red Riding Hood, who dresses up to go to a wedding, but on the way there she is stopped by three hunters, all of whom demand to shag her in order to let her pass, and with each she loses more of her dress, until she arrives at the wedding all naked ... and for some reason thinks it a good idea to give the groom head right in front of the wedding guests ... and before long, an orgy erupts ...

 

The story behind the film might sound much more interesting than the film itself, because it was produced and directed by Don Jurwich, famous animator and producer with Hanna-Barbera, producing such shows as The Flintstones, Scooby-Doo and Josie and the Pussycats ... but now he has gone into the adult filmbiz with an animated porn ...

So far so good, but the outcome is a disappointment: The limited animation is hardly above that of Hanna-Barbera's TV-series, the art and character design is lifeless and loveless, he whole film, despite much (animated) nudity and sex, remains totally unerotic throughout, and the three stories as well as the framing story are - despite being intended as comedy - almost joke-free.

Not worth a look, actually. For adult animation from the 1970's, watch Fritz the Cat instead !

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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