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Dracula (Jim Parker) lives in Las Vegas now, and to get his daily dose
of blood, he doesn't go out himself anymore but sends his three vampire
brides to have sex with unsuspecting victims (as these days, Dracula makes
love, not war), and at the climax bite off their dicks to fill up their
chalets with blood. But lo and behold, Dracula's arch nemesis Van Helsing
(Will Long) is already on his trail, and just as Dracula's brides return
with their chalices of blood, he and his team strike, killing all the
vampires with their silver stakes. Only Dracula escapes, but runs right
into sunrise and dissipates to dust ... Director Ray Dennis Steckler's
then-wife Carolyn Brandt plays Dracula's wife, but does little more than
give a few narrative links to the proceedings. Not one of Ray
Dennis Steckler's better movies, this one's pretty much just an excuse to
present the audience with three intercut hardcore sex scenes. Now granted,
the girls sure are pretty enough and enthusiastic enough for the
connoisseur of pornography to enjoy this, there's just little beyond that
- until the climax of these scenes that as mentioned includes biting off
the men's dicks, which is really a disturbing bit, but not in a good way,
as the girls (with fake vampire teeth) are shown gnawing on the respective
dicks quite a bit longer than utterly necessary. So that's at least some
shock value for you, but6 not enough to make this exceptional or truly
memorable.
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review © by Mike Haberfelner
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Robots and rats,
demons and potholes, cuddly toys and shopping mall Santas,
love and death and everything in between,
Tales to Chill Your Bones to is all of that.
Tales to Chill Your Bones to -
a collection of short stories and mini-plays ranging from the horrific to the darkly humourous,
from the post-apocalyptic to the weirdly romantic,
tales that will give you a chill and maybe a chuckle,
all thought up by the twisted mind of screenwriter and film reviewer Michael Haberfelner.
Tales to Chill Your Bones to
the new anthology by Michael Haberfelner
Out now from Amazon!!! |
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