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Intensive Care

USA 2018
produced by
Randy Bobbitt, Rebecca DeLuca, Peter Rimac, Kevin Sizemore, Scot Anderson (executive), Jared Bentley (executive), Darrin Scane (executive), Eric Storlie (executive) for Engenius Productions, GKG Productions, Bella Rose Entertainment
directed by Jared Bentley
starring Tara Macken, Jai Rodriguez, Kevin Sizemore, Jose Rosete, Leslie Easterbrook, Darrin Dewitt Henson, Gunnar Sizemore, Jesse Miranda, Geo Corvera, Austin Pollard, Ela Gavrila, Jason Henson, Mark Parra, Helen Kalognomos, Toni Senatore (voice), Tripp Law, Chieko Hidaka, Larkin Campbell, Michael O'Connor, Constance Egli, RJ Guerra
written by Jared Bentley, Darrin Scane, Eric Storlie, music by Jonathan Lacroix, Steven Harriton, fight choreography by Mark Parra

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Danny (Jai Rodriguez) is a sort of loveable loser: Somebody who hasn't got it in his nature to hurt a fly, but who lets others talk him into doing bad things constantly, and whose life decisions have rendered him pennyless - but all that's going to change, since his granny (Leslie Easterbrook) is on the verge of dying and then he'll inherit her vast fortune. But when Danny returns to his hometown to check up on granny, she tells him she has disinherited him and plans to donate everything to charity. Of course that hits him like a sledgehammer, but then he meets up with two friends, Seth (Kevin Sizemore) and Rudy (Jose Rosete), and they talk him into helping them rob the bed-ridden old lady. All he has to do is to check out granny's place to give them some oversight, then take granny's cute nurse Alex (Tara Macken) out for a date, so Seth and Rudy won't be disturbed. Now the date goes better than expected, and Danny and Alex even hop into bed together afterwards, but Seth and Rudy aren't the quickest with the safe, and when Alex catches them the next morning, they see themselves forced to knock her out, tie her up, and force the combination to the safe out of her - and that's where the problems start, as Alex is anything but a helpless victim, she manages to free herself and fight her way out of granny's house, with skills she has acquired while she was a special ops. But once she has escaped the house, she makes plans to return and take down the intruders - something that can go both ways, as they're about evenly matched ...

 

Especially for being an action movie mostly limited to one location, Intensive Care comes across as surprisingly fresh, thanks to a script full of original ideas and unexpected twists, a swift directorial effort, greatly staged action sequences, spots of comedy na (self-)irony throughout, and very likeable performances. In all, an extremely enjoyable movie!

 

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