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Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS

USA 1974
produced by
David F. Friedman (as Herman Traeger) for Aetas Film
directed by Don Edmonds
starring Dyanne Thorne, Gregory Knoph, Tony Mumolo, Maria Marx, Nicolle Riddell, Jo Jo Deville, Sandy Richman, George 'Buck' Flower (as C.D.Lafleuer), Rodina Keeler, Richard Kennedy (as Wolfgang Roehm), Lance Marshall, John F.Goff, Uschi Digard (cameo)
written by Jonah Royston

Ilsa-series

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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In World War 2, big busted Ilsa (Dyanne Thorne) runs her own concentration camp as cruel as it can be: hse infacts her female prisoners with various diseases to find out more about biological warfare, in a sideline she lets them undergo all sorts of torture & physical strain (from extreme pressure chambers to cookingt them alive) to determine their endurability (& breaking point), while her male prisoners are to be tested as her private lovers ... & when they fail to succeed in fully satisfying her, they are castrated ...

But her days are numbered when the blond American stud Wolfe (Gregory Knoph) is relocated to her camp, as he, according to his own description a freak of nature, can hold back endlessly, driving good Ilsa from one sexual frenzy to the next.

& with Wolfe distracting Ilsa, his friend Mario (Tony Mumolo) manages to plan an uprising together with the female prisoners.

Ilsa meanwhile gets message from Berlin that finally a high-up general (Richard Kennedy) is sent to her camp to inspect her results, which is a dream-come-true for her as finally she can prove how her atrocities have served the Reich. The general seems impressed enough, too, & when Ilsa presents him with a special dining-room gimmick - a naked woman standing on a slowly melting iceblock, head in noose - he even breaks into shouts of exstasy ("Wunderbar ! Weltmacht oder Niedergang !"), at the next morning though he leaves very discreetly while news of the allies' fast approach come in over the radio.

That same morning, the prisoners put their uprising into action, helped by most of the soldiers being hung over from the festivities surrounding the general's visit, & by the sxual submissiveness of Ilsa to Wolfe, who can tie her to a bed all naked without her offering any resistence.

Once though the camp is taken, most of the prisoners but Wolfe & the girl Rosette whom he has fallen in love with, prove to be reluctant to leave, preferring to act out their revenge on Ilsa, her hunchbacked assistant Binz (C.D.Lafleuer) & the rest of the personnel ... which is too bad since in no time the camp is attacked & destroyed by a batallion of German soldiers led by the general, whose apparent job it was to destroy the camp to not give the allies any evidence of its existence.

Wolfe & Rosette, the only survivors, watch in terror.

 

Given its high level of sex & violence, & its notoriety, Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS proves to be rather a disappointment,since it offers little more than a series of relatively mediocre & unimaginative torture scenes framed by a very stupid story of the blond American stud who can do it endlessly & thus forces every woman into submission. With his first appearence it becomes pretty obvious whereto the story will lead, while any dramatic tension is pretty much gone by now.

Shot by the way on the sets of the popular tv-series Hogan's Heroes.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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