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Coulrophobia

UK 2016
produced by
Warren Speed for Taxi for Otis Productions
directed by Warren Speed, Lee Bibby
starring Pete Bennett, Makenna Guyler, Warren Speed, Ana Maria Udroiu, Daniella D'Ville, Roxy Bordeaux, Leela Thompson, Chris M.T. Harrison, Steph Mossman, Steve Haze, Ilona Bendziute, Rebecca Rowan, Gemma Knight, Deneika Hamilton, Faye Ormston, Rod Glenn, Colin Freakshow Fletcher, Catherine Stobbs, Kerry Bavin, Leon Kimber, Robert William Oliver
written by Warren Speed, music by Gav Cantrell, special effects by Mark Danbury, Sherilyn Anjelika Oliphant

review by
Mike Haberfelner

A bunch of roller derby girls (Ana Maria Udroiu, Leela Thompson, Steph Mossman, Makenna Guyler, Rebecca Rowan, Ilona Bendziute, Gemma Knight, Deneika Hamilton, Faye Ormston) go on a camping trips deep in the woods, and are captured by a family of clowns (Pete Bennett, Daniella D'Ville, Roxy Bordeaux, Warren Speed), who are really into torturing and killing people in mostly circus-style ways - mainly though because they're afraid to be themselves found out by the two brothers (Colin Freakshow Fletcher, Rod Glenn) of their mother (Kerry Bavin), who are in turn after them because their dad Rupert (Chris M.T. Harrison) killed her in a fit of rage. And it was also their dad, a clown out of passion and a violent man to boot, who has turned them all into backwoods killer clowns. He has spent the last few years in prison, while his brother (Steve Haze) has turned Rupert's considerable fortune over to the kids so they can go into hiding in the first place. But now dad has been released, and he wants his money back - and if everyone thought there were troubles so far, now it really gets ugly ...

 

So ok, a film with the premise "roller derby girls vs. backwood clowns" might sound a little bit like a joke - and Coulrophobia is indeed lots of fun, because the movie doesn't take itself that seriously at all and seems to know about the outlandishness of its story and really milks it, blending a basic survival horror story with bizarre circus-like imagery, explicit gore scenes with dark jokes, and basically horror with humour - and it works, there's not a minute in the movie that can be described as boring. That said, Coulrophobia is definitely not a movie for everyone, a strong stomach certainly helps in enjoying this - but it's also tons of fun!!!

 

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