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Blood Orgy at Beaver Lake

USA 2012
produced by
Mike C. Hartman (executive), Frank J. Levanduski (executive), Timothy Katsock (executive) for Silver Bullet Pictures
directed by Mike C. Hartman, Frank J. Levanduski
starring Virginia Bryant, Katie Hepfinger, Josh Campos, Adam Lorenz, Lloyd Kaufman, David Gibson, Josh Hooper, Daren McNay, Jessica Roberts, Brandis Bishop, Kathleen Kelly, Brian Papandrea, Patrick L. Dear, Heather Doba, Adam Showers, Terence Lee Cover, Jennifer Bloomer, Steven Haar, Nathan Rumler, Frank J. Levanduski, Mike C. Hartman, Shawn C. Phillips, Eric Jaan, Ashley Marie Short, Jerry Jankiewicz, Taryn Shick, Courtney Taylor, Ashley Marie Short, Korinna Bean, Brian Papandria, Mike C. Hartman
written by Mike C. Hartman, music by Slasher Dave, special effects by Keith Faychak, digital effects by Terence Lee Cover, animation by Matt Smith

review by
Mike Haberfelner

It should have been an easy job for hitwomen Joey (Virginia Bryant) and Taffy (Katie Hepfinger): Pay a visit to mas scientist Dr. Bung (Josh Campos) to either get the wonder-sex-drug from him or to shoot him dead should he fail to deliver - totally straigh-forward, really. Thing is, the good doctor isn't willing to give up the drug yet because it's not yet tested on humans - so to resolve that little dilemma, Joey and Taffy just test it on him ... to see him turn into a sexual maniac who rapes his assistant (Adam Lorenz) on the spot, who immediately turns into a sexual maniac as well - so our heroines have to shoot them both dead ... and that leaves our heroines with another problem: The scientist's dead, his drug is much to dangerous, and their boss (Terence Lee Cover) isn't one to take lightly to the fact that they've somehow blundered, even if through no fault of their own ... so they claim that Dr. Bung has taken off with his assistant to Beaver Lake to commit suicide, and they have taken the drug with them, then they take the barrel full of Bung's super sex serum up to said lake to ... not sure what their plans were, but anyways, they lose the barrel, and hillbillies Clem (David Gibson) and Cletus (Josh Hooper) find it and mix it into their moonshine. But when they drink it, they turn into horny yet carnivourous monsters, and they attack all campers nearby, who of course also turn. They also feed some of it to their mother, who turns into the worst of them all - forcing Joey and Taffy to shoot her once they find her. But shooting momma doesn't sit well with Clem and Cletus, monsters or not - and suddenly, our girls find themselves on the run from everybody ...

The ubiquituous Lloyd Kaufman plays a TV anchor in this one.

 

Now it's safe to say that if you watch Blood Orgy at Beaver Lake, you don't expect the next Citizen Kane, or even a half-serious genre entry - the title already suggests some rather crude humour with plenty of gore to spice things up ... and the film delivers just that, so expect plenty of bathroom humour, unprovoked topless nudity, and quite a few gross-out scenes. What's so endearing about the film though is that it knows what it is and is unapologetic about it - and at the same time it seems to have fun with itself, fun that's infectuous, too. So whether you find this movie crude or not, prepare to be entertained!

 

If this has gotten you at all excited, you might want to check out this movie at Troma Now: https://troma.vhx.tv/videos/blood-orgy-at-beaver-lake

 

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