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Zebraman

Japan 2004
produced by
Akio Hattori, Makoto Okada, Takashi Hirano (executive), Mitsuru Kurosawa (executive) for Toei/Tokyo Broadcasting System (= TBS)
directed by Takashi Miike
starring Sho Aikawa, Kumiko Aso, Ryo Iwamatsu, Akira Emoto, Ren Osugi, Hideki Sone, Atsuro Watabe, Arata Furuta, Yui Ichikawa, Miyako Kawahara, Koen Kondo, Yu Tokui, Teruyoshi Uchimura, Makiko Watanabe, Naoki Yasukochi
written by Kankuro Kudo, music by Koji Endo

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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3rd grade teacher Ichikawa (Sho Aikawa) is an underdog who has neither the respect of his studnts nor of his family, where his wife fools around with other men, his 15-year old daughter dates a Yakuza & his son Kazuki detests him because all the other kids hate him for being a teacher's son. So, in his sparetime, Ichikawa dreams about being Zebraman, a superhero from a 1970's TV-show.

Ichikawa's mood is lifted however when a transfer student, wheelchair-bound Shinpei Asano is sent to his class ... & the boy proves to be a fan of Zebraman, too. So one night, Ichikawa hits the streets in a self-made Zebraman costume, just to show it Shinpei, but instead he gets involved with a masked maniac who was about to commit a sex-crime, & the 2 battle ... & during the battle it turns out Zebraman/Ichikawa really has superpowers ... but for Segawa & Oikawa, the 2 incompetent agents from the defence agency investigating the case, it also turns out that the maniac was actually an alien invader ...

In Shinpei, who triggered his super-heroism, & his widowed mother Ichikawa soon finds a substitute-family he prefers to his own & he starts spending more & more time with them while fighting more alien invaders as Zebraman. Soon though it turns out that Shinpei might have something to do with the invasion (this subplot though is eventually dropped), that the aliens invade by possessing people by means of a green slime (don't ask), & all of this slime seems to have its origin under the school Ichikawa works at. & what's worse, even Kazuki, Ichikawa's real son, is eventually possessed by the alien slime - his Zebraman father does save him though.

After the principal of the school falls victim to the aliens too, Zebraman, Shinpei & his mother do some investigating about the man's backbground & find out that he is actually a benevolent alien who wrote the Zebraman tv-shows back in the 70's in order to warn mankind of thwe invasion & has predicted everything so far quite accurately ... But what about the unfilmed episodes, including the grand finale ?

Zebraman finds out that he will be killed by the alien queen, simply because he cannot fly - but, as the principal once said if you really believe in it it will come true. From now on Zebraman practices flying, but with painful results, as he doesn't manage to convince himself that he can fly ...

In the final fight - that comes way too soon for our hero - all seems lost when the alien queen proves to be a storey-high being made of green slime, able to transform at will & shoot laserbeams. It is only when paralized Shinpei shows that he can stand up if he really believes that Zebraman realizes everything is possible ... & takes off, fighiting the alien queen with everything he's got, & even turning into a winged zebra at one stage (though I'm not quite sure how this will improve his fighting abilities).

I think you won't have any trouble guessing who will win in the end so I stop my synopsis here.

 

It's hard not to find Japanese 1970's live action superhero tv-shows (from Kamen Rider down) at least somehow charming & funny. 

This hommage to the genre by Takashi Miike doesn't work quite at all though as it neither manages to stay really true to the source (which might have been weird anyways) nor infuse the story with some clever second thought - instead it's just another story of an underdog rising to grandesse when need arises (which is a worn cliché since at least the original Spiderman-comics from 1961, though it might reach back much further), blended with some fashionable but meaningless conspiracy-theory-story that is told in a way too sketchy manner to really grip the audience, making this movie - despite the great title & our hero's campy outfit - a big disappointment.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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