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Tokyo Zonbi

Tokyo Zombie

Japan 2005
produced by
Yusaku Toyoshima, Haruo Umekawa
directed by Sakichi Sato
starring Tadanobu Asano, Sho Aikawa, Erika Okuda, Arata Furuta, Hina Matsuoka, Harumi Sone, Satoshi Hashimoto, Mitsuki Tanimura, Kazuo Umezu, Yasuhi Nakamura, Maria Takagi, Masaki Miura, Kazuya Kakuta, Takuya Kakuta, Yoshiyuki Morishita, Taishin Ohtsuka, Hiroshi Yamamoto
screenplay by Sakichi Sato, based on the manga by Yusaku Hanakuma, music by Hiroshi Futami

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Fujio (Tadanobu Asano) is a bit on the slow side, and thus he has never amounted to much in his life - until he met his co-worker Mitsuo (Sho Aikawa), who has taught him to appreciate jiu jitsu and has bcome sort of a father-figure for him. Thing is, Mitsuo isn't terribly bright either ...

I think at this point it's appropriate to mention Black Fuji, a large garbage dump in the middle of Tokyo, where people don't only drop their everyday garbage, but every now and again also some corpses, should they be in need of some. Problem is, at one point these corpses come back to life as zombies who want to eat the living, and on their descent from Black Fuji, the zombies pass Fujio and Mitsuo's place (who have dumped their boss on Black Fuji). Only just do Mitsuo and Fujio manage to get away, mainly thanks to Mitsuo's jiu jitsu techniques ...

Mitsuo and Fujio want to go to Russia, because according to Mitsuo, that's where a martial artist has to go, but then, while emptying a mini mart, Mitsuo decides to save a woman, Ryoko (Erika Okuda) from a zombie attack, and gets bitten in the process. He is sure he's infected by the zombie virus and thus throws himself off a bridge. Immediately after that, Fujio's car gets stolen and he and Ryoko are cornered by zombies on a bridge - and they have no choice but to throw themselves into the river below ...

5 years later. Fujio and Ryoko are now married (out of necessity more than anything else) and have a daughter (Hina Matsuoka). They live in Tokyo once more, in a zombie-free enclave, where Fujio has become a zombie wrestler, means he wrestles zombies in an arena for the entertainment of the enclave's rich folks. However, Fujio now takes Mitsuo's teachings about jiu jitsu very seriously - and his fights are a bit short and boring because of that ... which is why the audience always roots for the zombie when he's in the ring. Of course, eventually Fujio gets to fight the most dangerous zombie of them all, a zombie that also knows jiu jitsu - which of course turns out to be Mitsuo. For a zombie, Mitsuo is surprisingly aware of everything though, and able to talk and all, and even while they fight, Mitsuo gives Fujio advice about his techniqes, and teases him enough to get him properly enraged to win the fight - because you know, unbeknowest to even Mitsuo himself, he is no zombie (told you he wasn't very bright), back in the day he was bitten by a zombie with dentures, which only technically counts as a zombie bite but does not pass on the virus.

Because the enclave comes under attack, Fujio doesn't get to end the fight against Mitsuo and kill him, but just in time before the whole place goes kaboom, he manages to collect his family and make a getaway, to Russia.

 

The idea to blend the zombie genre with the comparatively unexciting martial arts of jiu jitsu sounds inspired, and for the most part, it also results in a fun film, a bizarre zombie comedy with plenty of unexpected plot elements and twists, carried by quirky characters, a light-footed direction and two versatile leads at their comedic best. Sure, the film also has its flaws, like the relative lack of atmosphere or a few too moronic jokes, as well as the occasional subplot that the whole thing could have done without, but if you don't expect a masterpiece but just good and even original genre entertainment, you will very probably highly enjoy this!

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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