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Solomon Kane

France / UK / Czech Republic 2009
produced by
Paul Berrow, Samuel Hadida, Michael Berrow (executive), Victor Hadida (executive) for Davis-Films, Wandering Star Pictures, Czech Anglo Productions
directed by M.J. Bassett
starring James Purefoy, Max von Sydow, Rachel Hurd-Wood, Samuel Roukin, Jason Flemyng, Pete Postlethwaite, Patrick Hurd-Wood, Alice Krige, Anthony Wilks, Lucas Stone, Mark O'Neal, Robert Orr, Richard Ryan, Frantisek Deak, Christian Dunckley Clark, Ian Whyte, Thomas McEnchroe, Andrew Whitlaw, Robert Russell, James Babson, Marek Vasut, Geoff Bell, Isabel Bassett, Jeff Smith, Matthew Stirling, Curtis Matthew, Laura Baranik, Andrea Miltner, Ryan James, Mackenzie Crook, Mark Henson, Philip Winchester, Booda, Madaleine Bassett, Klara Low, Todd Kramer, Todd Benson, Mike McGuffie, Philip Waley, Gordon Truefitt, David Listvan, Jiri Kraus, Tomás Tobola, Beryl Nesbitt, Ben Steel, Matthew Blood-Smyth, Rory McCann, Amy Huck
written by M.J. Bassett, based on characters created by Robert E. Howard, music by Klaus Badelt, special effects by Baseblack, Flash Barrandov, Paul Jones Effects Studio, Tatopoulos Studios, visual effects by BUF, Dragon Digital Intermediate, Lipsync Post, Men From Mars

Solomon Kane

review by
Mike Haberfelner



Once, Solomon Kane (James Purefoy) was a mercenary, and pretty much the most violent and ruthless of them all - but after running into a nest of demons and finding out his soul is forfeit to the devil, he renounced his evil ways and choose life in a monastery ... until being expelled after the abbott (Robert Russell) after he had a prophetic dream. Trying to make it back to his family castle, Kane's ambushed and since he has taken a vow of non-violence, he's easily overcome and left to die - but the Crowthorns, a family of puritans on their way to the New World, take him in and nurse him back to health. But then they are slaughtered before his very eyes by the goons of local baddie Malachi (Jason Flemyng), all but the lovely daughter of the family Meredith (Rachel Hurd-Wood). Of course, Kane renounces his vow of non-violence ... and has to do a lot of fighting until he finds out Malachi resides at the Kane family castle and is in league with Kane's older brother Marcus (Samuel Roukin), whom Kane believed he had killed in an accident when a child. But even if Kane knows where Meredith is held now, it's still another thing actually entering the castle, free her and destroy Malachi and company ...

 

Granted, Solomon Kane is pretty atmospheric and looks very ok - but on a story level it's basically a complete letdown, basically because the plot, the situations, the twists, the characters all feel completely generic, and thus the thing is predictable as hell. Plus, the lead character is given no character arc at all, the audience is pretty much just supposed to accept him as a hero and that's it. Sure he was once a baddie, but he renounces his evil ways in the first five minutes and from that point does no wrong and is invincible. And with this as a given, it's hard to keep up interest for the on-screen goings on.

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