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The Pyramid
The Pyramid Trilogy

1996
produced by
Private
directed by Pierre Woodman
starring Tania Russof, David Perry, Angelica Mirai, Richard Langin, Mafalda, Philippe Dean, Kristina, Alain Deloin, Julia Tchernei (= Julia Benvenuti), Franck Versace, Sandra Dark, Jolth Walton, Regina (II), Marmod, Rick Reeves, Yussef Demia Moore, Shonna Lynn, Tikky, Nikki Anderson, Nicolette, Ana, Philippe Soine, Bianca, Judith, Gina, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Ildiko, Betty
written by Pierre Woodman, music by Max Cool

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Part 1:

Egypt: archeologists William (David Perry) & Elysabeth (Angelica Mirai) steal a stone scripture from a pyramid, but are chased off by 3 Tuaregs (Marmod, Rick Reeves, Yussef), who wanted to prevent this blasphemy, but are stopped in their pursuit by a cobra, ready to attack them.

In the meantime, American tourist Betty (Kristina) hires fisherman Molud (Jolth Walton) to take her across the Nile, but the 2 of them end up having sex in his boat instead. & while the Tuaregs, disappointed by their exploits, go to Mount Sinai to have sex with the beautiful Yasmin (Mafalda), who is very receptive to male attention, William & Elizabeth meet up with Molud & ask him to take them to Cairo - to which he agrees, but not until after they had lunch & sex with hm & his wife Leila (Sandra Dark).

3 years later: William & Elysabeth are back at the pyramid, & discover a secret entrance that leads them through a maze to a secret chamber that contains  a sarcophag - in which they discover the beautiful goddes Amiris (Tania Russof), who once decended from heavens to bring love & happiness to all Egypt, but was finally walled in when she had sex with a pharao (Richard Langin). Now, come back to life, she wants to learn about the ways of modern society - & offers William & Elysabeth her treasure if they teach her - they of course happily agree.

When they later offer the treasure to the minister for cultural affairs, little do they know he has some evil agenda of his own ...

Later, Karim, an Egyptian friend, takes William top the bazar ... & they have fantstic sex with a beautiful storeowner (Regina).

 

Part 2:

The sinister minister of cultural affairs (Alain Deloin), happy about the unexpected treasures that the archeologist couple William & Elysabeth (David Perry & Angelica Mirai, repspectively) have presented him, decides to celebrate the occasion with an orgy in a friend's harem. Then he orders Elysabeth & the Goddess Amiris (Tania Russoff), who spend the time sitting on their hotel room's balcony, arrested to get rid of unnecessary witnesses.

When later William & Karim (Philippe Dean) find their women gone & instead only a chambermaid (Demia Moore) telling them they have been arrested, they decide to have sex with the chambermaid instead.

The girls meanwhile, in chains, decide to seduce & fuck their prison's guard (Franck Versace) in order to break out - of course it works, & the guard ends up in chains instead.

William & Karim in the meantime are ignorant to the successful break-out of the girls & enlist the help of a group of mercenaries to free them - but since there are also a couple of girls (Shonna Lynn, Ana) among the mercenaries, they decide to have an orgy first.

The chained up guard meanwhile promises 2 cleaning women (Ildiko, Betty) of the prison to fuck them if they free him. He does of course deliver, but before he can be freed, his female lieutnant (Julia Tchernei) stops by & orders for him to be kept in chains ...

 

Part 3:

When it is found out that the guard (Franck Versace) has let Elysabeth (Angelica Mirai) & Egyptian Goddess Amiris (Tania Russof) escape, he is sentenced to death by his Colonel (Jean Yves Le Castel). The Lieutenant (Julia Tchernei) who found the guard on the other hand is ordered to find Amiris & Elysabeth in the desert - but not before she had sex with the Colonel.

Amiris & Elysabeth in the meantime have made their escape by taxi, but since they have no money to pay the driver, Elysabeth offers him her body while Amiris goes on search for camels to further cross the desert.

Elysabeth's husbansd William (David Perry), his friend Karim (Philippe Dean) & the mercenaries have meanwhile arrived at the pyramid where William has promised to share the pyramid's treasures with them all in exchange for saving his wife. But in the pyramid , William is immediately knocked oput by Karim, while the head of the m,ercenaries shoots his lot so only he & Karim have to share the wealth they have found. They now also want to shoot William, but when 2 snakes mysteriously turn into women (Bianca, Judith) & proceed to suck their dicks, the 2 decide to postpone the kill & have sex with the ladies first. & the ladies are insatiable, since they not only have massive sex with the 2 men but also give head to the knocked out William. However, after intercourse, they all of a sudden flash their fangs & bite Karim & the mercenaries' leader to death.

& while the crooked minister of culture grows quite impatient to learn the location of the pyramid & has invited 2 callgirls (Nikki Andersson & Gina) to let off steam, Amiris & Elysabeth arrive at the pyramid just in time to chase off the snakewomen befroe they can devour the still knocked out William, too. Then, Elysabeth & Amiris try to wake up William, who ...

... wakes up in a tourist bus besides a beautiful woman (Tikky) who proves to be his real wife, & eLieutenant (as Julia Tchernei)erthing was just a dream ... When the bus makes a stop at the pyramids, William & wife decide to take a ccamel ride, but not far from the pyramids, they decide to have sex, with each other & their seductive female guide (Nicolette).

 

Shot in parts on original locations & on a considerable budget, this movie boasts a scenery back then unheard of in hardcore pornography - & it did kick off a whole series of Private's lavishly produced X-movies. However, all this can't disguise once the fucking starts it is still just plain hardcore (neither, I imagine, does it want to disguise the fact).

It might have been better had they spent fewer bucks on the production & more ideas on the script to get a really interesting movie - but then, maybe that's just me.

On the plus side of course, the film has got the incredibly cute and sexy Tania Russof, who's a feast for the eye - unfortunately not even that is enough to carry the whole trilogy that runs over 4 hours.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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