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Lost River

USA 2014
produced by
Ryan Gosling, David Lancaster, Michel Litvak, Marc Platt, Adam Siegel, Jeffrey Stott, Noaz Deshe (executive), Gary Michael Walters (executive) for Bold Films, Marc Platt Productions, Phantasma
directed by Ryan Gosling
starring Christina Hendricks, Iain De Caestecker, Saoirse Ronan, Matt Smith, Ben Mendelsohn, Eva Mendes, Reda Kateb, Barbara Steele, Landyn Stewart, Rob Zabrecky, Shannon Plumb, Torrey Wigfield, Misty Robinette, Holly Schlegel, Thomas McDonald, Larry Mongo, Robert Skrok, Aris Costner
written by Ryan Gosling, music by Johnny Jewel

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Lost River is a small town in the middle of nowhere, USA, that has been hard hit by the latest economic downturn, and now whoever can leaves town, those who can't see their town decay. In these surroundings, Bones (Iain De Caestecker) has taken to stripping abandoned buildings off their copper pipes to sell them to the local hardwareman ... but of late, the local bully (Matt Smith) has declared all copper in town his, and Bones' job has become more and more dangerous - and since the bully has made Bones his number 1 enemy, Bones finds himself constantly on the run. And once running from the bully, Bones finds a road leading directly into the local reservoir, and researching the history of the reservoir he learns of a dinosaur theme part at the bottom of it.

Somehow, the life of the grandma (Barbara Steele) of Bones' girlfriend Rat (Saoirse Ronan) is tied to the themepark at the bottom of the lake, as she hasn't spoken a word since her husband died during construction of the reservoir.

Bones' mum tries hard to be the best mum ever for him and his kid brother (Landyn Stewart), but she's without a job (there aren't any in the area), and three months behind with her payments on her house ... so in order to not lose her house for good, she accepts an offer from her banker Dave (Ben Mendelsohn) to work at a weird club that offers sort of grand guignol themed burlesque entertainment, including elaborately staged fake murders and mutilations, and tons of fake blood. But the real money is not made in the stageshows but in the backrooms where the performers are enclosed into see-through protective cases and the customers can live out their most perverse desires - for quite a bit of money of course. Now of course Dave has offered this job for his own ulterior motives.

Eventually, all of these stories come to a quite brutal head ...

Eva Mendes plays the main girl at the club Bones mum starts to work at.

 

Now it cannot be denied that first time director Ryan Gosling has been inspired more than a bit by David Lynch, both in terms of surreal narrative and grotesque (yet often lyrical) imagery. But that said, Gosling proves to be more than a mere copycat and manages to suck the viewer into the film's weird world. And to choose this approach and story for his first movie is a very bold step for a rather successful actor that Gosling has become by the time this was made.

All that said, I wouldn't go so far and call Lost River a perfect movie - basically it almost demands to be compared to David Lynch, and comes out only second best in comparison as Gosling lacks power as raw and imagination as wild as Lynch ... but coming out second best to David Lynch is still a pretty good rank.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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