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Limonádovy Joe aneb Konská Opera

Lemonade Joe or The Horse Opera

Czechoslovakia 1964
produced by
Jaroslav Jílovec for Filmové Studio Barrandov
directed by Oldrich Lipský
starring Karel Fiala, Milos Kopecká, Kveta Fialová, Olga Schoberová, Rudolf Deyl, Karel Effa, Waldemar Matuska, Josef Hlinomaz, Bohus Záhorský, Jirí Steimar, Oldrich Lukes, Alois Dvorský , Vlastimil Bedrna, Ludomír Bryg, Rudolf Cortés, Eman Fiala, Ladislav Gzela, Viktor Ocásek, Vladimír Mensík, Jirí Lír, Stanislav Litera, Jaroslav Mares, Stanislaw Navratil, Milos Nedbal, Jan Pohan, Ruda Princ, Jaroslav Stercl, Andonin Sura, Milos Vavruska, Stella Zázvorkova
written by Jirí Brdecka, Oldrich Lipský, music by Vlastimil Hála, Jan Rychlík

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Local badman Doug Badman (Rudolf Deyl) runs the only saloon in Stetson City, and thanks to him, everyone in town is drunk as a skunk, everyone but Winnefred Goodman (Olga Schoberová) and her dad (Bohus Záhorský), who try to keep the townsfolks away from alcohol but earn nothing but ridicule ... until Lemonade Joe (Karel Fiala) hits the town, a gunman who drinks nothing but Kolaloka (a popular lemonade in Czechoslovakia at the time), saves abstinent Winnefred and dad from those who tease her, and thanks to his expert marksmanship persuades the whole town to go to Winnefred's lemonade bar next door - and before he leaves town again he wins the hearts of both Winnefred and saloon singer Tornado Lou (Kveta Fialová) ...

Eventually though, Doug Badman's brother, the wanted criminal Hogo Fogo (Milos Kopecký) hits town, and he agrees to help his brother to get the saloon going again ... and shoots the local Sheriff (Oldrich Lukes) just to prove everyone how good alcohol can be for you. So it's back to the saloon for everybody.

Eventually, Joe - who turns out to be not a lone lawman but a lone lemonade salesman working for, you guessed it, Kolaloka - returns to Stetson City, and he soon goes one on one with Hogo Fogo ... and is defeated when Hogo Fogo realizes Joe is allergic to alcohol ... and only Tornado Lou's admiration for him can save Joe from certain death. Then though, Joe spurns Lou's avances, and suddenly she wants him dead too.

Eventually, the baddies use Winnefred as bait and alcohol as trap to capture Joe, and once they have him in their clutches they torture and humiliate him ... until Lou has another change of hearts and sets Joe and Winnefred free again.

It's time for the final showdown between Joe and Hogo Fogo - and because Hogo Fogo knows and uses every dirty trick in the book, he defeats Joe and pumps him full of lead, quite obviously killing him.

Then Hogo Fogo, Doug Badman and Lou want to have their way with Winnefred, but have a fall-out and all kill each other. With his dieing breath, Hogo Fogo wants to kill Winnefred too ... but in the last moment is shot by ... Joe, because Kolaloka is so healthy it cures everything, even death.

When Joe examines the bodies of Hogo Fogo, Doug and Lou though he realizes they all have the same birthmark as he has and are thus his long lost siblings - so he revives them all with Kolaloka, then by mere chance Joe's daddy Mr Kolalok (Jirí Steimair) - yup, the boss of Kolaloka - arrives and welcomes all of his newfound children to join him in the Kolaloka company ... and because the world needs good as well as bad people, Whisloka is created, the first alcoholic Kolaloka ...

 

Lemonade Joe is nothing as much as a loving hommage to the American B-Western from the 1930's and 40's, from costumes and sets to actors, songs and plottwists, and it's even filmed in monochrome but with several scenes tinted to fit the mood. In all, the film is just as naive as the films it's an hommage to, but still it shows a satirical edge that makes the film hilarious even nowadays. Sure, at times the film is rather childish, but taken as a whole it's lots of fun , and especially for B-Western fans it's not to be missed.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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