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Intime Stunden auf der Schulbank
Sex mit Sechzehn

West Germany 1981
produced by
Apollo Filmproduktion, Sandra Film
directed by Kenneth Howard (= Jürgen Enz)
starring Christa Ludwig, Christine Krenner, Peter Steiner, Ralph Wieck, Margitta Hofer, Peter Steiner jr, Carola Seidl (= Carola Reyen), Eleonore Melzer, Mandy Atighi, Angelika Reschner, Franjo Marincic, Biggi Stenzhorn, Lucilla Baroni, Evelyn Pascal, Beatrice Paulik, Mario Pollak
written by Jürgen Enz, music by Jack Kruppa

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Over a few drinks, three overly horny teens reminisce over their (mostly sexual) adventures over the last school year:

  • After a school play, the headmaster of the school (Peter Steiner) gets so drunk at the after show party that his wife Gerda (Margitta Hofer) the play's lead Rolf (Franjo Marincic), whom she has been trying to seduce for a while, to take them home. But once there, Rolf sees to it that Gerda's head gets stuck in the car window, then he takes advantage of her - not that she would complain ...
  • Gerhard bets with his classmates he'll manage to bang lovely Petra (Christa Ludwig) the very same day - but when his classmates figure he might successful they put a chastity lock round his dick. Thing is, the thing doesn't really work, our hero manages to bang Petra later in the day with the lock still on. But that gives Petra an idea as she seduces their overly horny geography teacher, but instead of going all the way she puts a chastity lock on his dick - and he's got a horny wife (Mandy Atighi) waiting at home ...
  • During a written exam, pretty much all the students play pranks on their teacher Dr. Huber (Peter Steiner jr), mostly of a sexual nature. This eventually results in Huber running out of class and raping the next woman, a fellow teacher (Angelika Reschner), who crosses his path. For some reason, she's totally ok with that.
  • A group of students wants to have revenbe on their teacher - and make up an elaborate scheme that includes Babs (Christine Krenner) seducing the teacher's son, tapping into the teacher's new video system and this way getting access to the teacher's homemade porn with his wife (Bigi Stenzhorn) - which turns out to be a total turn-on for the students, too ...

Produced the very tail end of a wave of German schoolgirl sex films - a trend that was popularized more than a decade earlier with the original Schoolgirl Report - films that are wrong on so many levels from today's point of view but received broad acceptance back in the day. And indeed, from today's point of view this movie is a bit squirmworthy, from the depiction of underaged sex (even though it's doubtful that any of the actors or actresses were actually underage) to a couple of pretty rapey scenes that are nonchalantly treated as jokes. But this all is a case of changing mores (to the better, in this case), and taken by its own merits ... this softcore sex flick has really not much to offer. Sure, all the girls are lookers, and when it comes to full frontal nudity the boy/girl ratio is almost even for a change, but in terms of story this movie has little to offer what hasn't been shown better in other (not-so-great) films, all carried by a pretty indifferent directorial effort, rather lazy acting and not really sophisticated comedy. It's still some fun from a nostalgic point of view, but anyhting but good erotic cinema.

 

 

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