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Hundreds of Beavers

USA 2023
produced by
Sam Hogerton, Kurt Ravenwood, Matt Sabljak, Ryland Brickson Cole Tews for SRH
directed by Mike Cheslik
starring Ryland Brickson Cole Tews, Olivia Graves, Wes Tank, Doug Mancheski, Luis Rico, Jay Brown, Stephen Cervantes, Mike Cheslik, Tobias Christian Wong, Ryan Fox, Maurice Gross, Matt Haupt, Max Hey, Chris Hoelter, Jason Hoerchner, John Horne, Jessica Knap, Jerry Kurek, Daniel Long, Tyree Pope III, Louis R. Schultz, Brendan Steere, James Stoeffel, Jon Truei, Tyler Walker, Mike Wesolowski, Erick West
written by Mike Cheslik, Ryland Brickson Cole Tews, music by Chris Ryan, puppets by Brandon Kirkham

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Michigan, somewhen in the 19th century: After his applejack plant went up in flames, Jean Kayak (Ryland Brickson Cole Tews) finds himself with literally nothing in the rough winter, and he needs to acquire survival skills pronto, as not only has he only his wits to relie on, but he also is up against a family of beavers who sabotage his every move to capture himself food, find shelter and the like. But with the help of several figures who have mastered life in the wild, including a beautiful furrier (Olivia Graves) who will eventually become his love interest, Jean slowly develops into one North America's greatest fur trappers ...


This film, basically an hommage to silent slapstick filmmaking (there isn't a single line of dialogue spoken in the whole movie) and Looney Tunes humour, is basically mad: First and foremost, it doesn't even try to go for realism, or even something resembling realism, as seen in its slapdash sets and bargain basement animal costumes - two aspects that actually work in favour of the movie's absurd overall style. Furthermore, the movie uses its rather feeble story only as a hanger for its jokes - and not all of them are in good taste -, but still manages to develop a heart. And finally, there's a definite touch of surrealism to the whole thing that makes the film a triplike experience - and as a result also lots of fun. Not for everyone maybe, but not to miss for those into cinematic insanity for sure.


Hundreds of Beavers will be in UK & Irish cinemas from 9th July.


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