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Spermageddon

Norway 2024
produced by
Kjetil Omberg, Jørgen Storm Rosenberg, Silje Nikoline Glimsdal (executive), Ove Heiborg (executive) for 74 Entertainment, Qvisten Animation
directed by Rasmus A. Sivertsen, Tommy Wirkola
starring the voices of Aksel Hennie, Christian Rubeck, Bjørn Sundquist, Mathilde Thomine Storm, Nasrin Khusrawi, Christian Fredrik Mikkelsen
written by Geir Vegar Hoel, Jesper Sundnes, Tommy Wirkola, music by Christian Wibe

animation

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Simen (voiced by Aksel Hennie) is in love with Cumilla (Mathilde Thomine Storm), and she loves him back, but they have different ideas where their lives are to lead to. You see, Simen wants to stay in his hometown indefinitely while she wants out the first opportunity she gets, saying it's her as well as everybody else's determination. And she's right of course, because you see, Simen and Cumilla are sperm, living in a ballsack, and the destination of every sperm is to be launched into the big unknown eventually and find an ovule to enter. But, Simen argues, what if they're wasted during masturbation or land in a condom? However, it seems they're lucky, as the owner of their ballsack, teenaged Jens (Christian Fredrik Mikkelsen) is experiencing first love with Lisa (Nasrin Khusrawi), and as fate has it, she loves him back, and the addition of a little (a lot) alcohol has them landing in bed together and doing it for the first time. However, not all sperm are equal, and ambitious but evil Jizzmo (Christian Rubeck) has built himself an armoured suit to beat all the competition to the punch and cut off their way out. So seems he's winning - but waits, the kids are doing it again, and this time Simen and Cumilla are shot out - but unfortunately, due to his inexperience, Jens has shagged Lisa anally the second time around. But now they're in the female body, Simen and Cumilla aren't to give up that easily, and a friendly e-coli just might help them find their way to the ovary ...

 

Now ok, to properly enjoy Spermageddon, it helps to be into somehow rude humour, to be able to handle dirty words, constant sexual references, and find dancing sperm funny. Because basically this is what the movie's made of - but if you're ok with all of the above, you'll find plenty to like about this movie that's basically an adult (though not explicit) parody of kiddie animation, replete with cute characters, easy to spot villains, and song-and-dance numbers every now and again. And the result is actually enjoyably wild but also spot-on, and a pretty good laugh for sure.

 

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