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Nerdy Wilhelmina Van Helsing (Erika Smith) is extremely nervous around boys,
she even fears them. On the other hand she has erotic dreams about the only
(female) friend she has, seductive Philomenia (A.J.Khan). One day, after having
blown yet another conversation with a boy, Wilhelmina finds herself
wandering around the local graveyard, where she meets her great great
granduncle Abe (Bob MacKay), who originated the Van Helsing vampire slayer
tradition, but is now (of course) dead. However, since he can still appear to
Wilhelmina as a ghost, he tells her that it is her destiny to kill Dracula's
daughter, Dracoola (Darian Caine), who as it happens, lies in her crypt just a
few feet away.
However, when Wilhelmina tries to stake Dracoola with her pensil, she has to
notice that the vampire has no intention to be staked, instead Dracoola
hypnotizes her to bring her virgins, & since, according to Wilhelmina's
logic, the only virgins around are lesbians, she offers to bring Dracoola a
host of lesbians, whom she collects after peeping through a few windows, behind
each of which something naughty is going on.
Abe, appearing to Wilhelmina again, is furious that she, instead of killing
Dracoola, is feeding her, but she telöls him 2 things: first she has a plan,
& second, she thinks she's a lesbian as well.
So, after Dracoola had a little bit of fun with her lesbians, Wilhelmina
hands her an after-sex pizza, not telling her of course that it's a garlic
pizza, & when Dracoola is put out of action, Wilhelmina stakes her with a
dildo.
Pretty much a remake of John Bacchus' Vampire Seduction from 1998 -
the first real success for Seduction Cinema - Sexy Adventures ... follows
pretty much the same lines, having a nerd (this time a girl) watching &
collecting lesbians. That the movie doesn't really work all that well is mainly
thanks to Erika Smith's annoying & amateurish central performance, that
just isn't funny. Darian Caine, A.J.Khan & Bob MacKay on the other hand all
give hilarious performances.
The footage with Misty Mundae (who otherwise isn't in the movie) is from Lord
of the G-Strings.
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