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Schulmädchen Report 9. Teil: Reifeprüfung vor dem Abitur

When Girls Make Love
Schoolgirl Report Part 9: Mature Before Graduation

West Germany 1975
produced by
Wolf C.Hartwig for Rapid Film
directed by Walter Boos
starring Gina Janssen, Dagobert Walter, Heiner Lauterbach, Puppa Armbruster, Ulrich Beiger, Ursula Reit, Uschi Karnat, Claus Tinney, Astrid Boner, Jürgen Feindt, Elisabeth Welz, Werner Singh, Flori Endlicher, Peter Hahn, Eva Leuze, Walter Feuchtenberg, Rosl Mayr, Claus Obalski, Siggi Buchner
written by Günther Heller, music by Gert Wilden

Schulmädchen-Report/Schoolgirl Report

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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The film starts with two car crashs, with all of the involved being drunk schoolgirls and their equally drunk boyfriends, who were jsut driving home from a party. The two cops working on the case soon start to talk about schoolgirls today and tell each other stories about the girls involved in the crashes:

- There's Petra (Gina Janssen), who marries Horst (Dagobert Walter) while still in school, but soon the two seem to be drifting apart, and eventually decide the best thing for them to do would get a divorce. Once they are divorced though they realize they still have feelings for each other, they were just too young to marry.

- Tessie is persuaded by friend Lilo (Puppa Armbruster) to participate in an orgy she's having, even if Tessie doesn't really feel like it. Paul (Heiner Lauterbach), a painter who's in love with her, even tries to dissuade her from doing so, but she just won't let him ... so Paul comes to the orgy as well - and drugs everyone joining, then he takes drugged Tessie with him, to keep her from making a mistake. And when Tessie realizes what he has done for her, she falls in love with Paul.

- Susanne and Elke (Uschi Karnat) have lesbian sex, but are caught by Susanne's stepdad (Claus Tinney), who seizes the opportunity to force her into sexual submission lest he tells her mother. Eventually, Susanne and her stepdad are caught by her mother though, and Susanne finds out she's pregnant ...

- Katja and her boyfriend Mick (Werner Singh) are invited to her square parents' (Jürgen Feindt, Elisabeth Welz) wedding anniversary, but the parents have since trying to catch up with the younger generation by learning their language and listen to their music and crazy dancing - and make big fools out of themselves (this is the funny episode of the film, it's not particularly funny though).

- Achim and Claudia are going steady for quite some time now, but Claudia just can't have sex with him as she has turned frigid ever since an exhibitionist has shown her his fake penis - though I have no idea why shehas been traumatized by a fake penis (she at one point even mentions it was fake, only stating the obvious) ...

- Monika is a bad student who will be kicked out of school with the end of the year while her boyfriend Karl is unemployed. His friend Albert though could have a job for him - but Karl doesn't want to owe anything top Albert. Monika though thinks she might get a ob for Karl if she only sleeps with Albert at a party ... but once she's naked and they are in bed, she just can't. Albert though, when he learns that she only tried to get a job for her boyfriend, is all gentleman and promises to give Karl a job anyways. Then Karl turns up and thinks Monika has actually slept with Albert ... and it takes quite a lot of persuading  to convince him that everything is cool and nothing has happened. Then Karl, Albert, Monika and all the other guests of the party get royally drunk, then get into their two cars and ... the two cars crash, which leads us back to the beginning of the film ...

 

If you don't like stupid-as-hell and cheaply done 1970's sexploitation, then don't even think about watching this film !!!

However, if you are into the Schoolgirl Report movies, especially if you like them for their shortcomings like bad scripts, bad acting and lots of gratuitious nudity (is that a shortcoming actually ?), you might jsut as well be amused by this one, an unintentionally funny no-brainer with dozens of excuses to show naked girls. Of course, it's not a good film, it's not even one of the better films of the Schoolgirl Report-series, it's just mindless fun, no more and no less.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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