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Road to Morocco

USA 1942
produced by
Paramount
directed by David Butler
starring Bing Crosby, Bob Hope, Dorothy Lamour, Anthony Quinn, Dona Drake, Vladimir Sokoloff, Mikhail Rasumny, George Givot, Leon Belasco, Sara Berner, Monte Blue, Harry Cording, Yvonne De Carlo, Cy Kendall, Louise La Planche, Kermit Maynard, Richard Loo, Dan Seymour, Stanley Price, Nestor Paiva
written by Frank Butler, Don Hartman

Road to ..-series, Hope & Crosby

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Being shipwrecked because Bob Hope went smoking in the powderroom, Bob Hope & Bing Crosby soon find themselves on a camel taking tem through the desert on the Road to Morocco. Eventually they reach a city, but as they are out of food & money, Crosby soon sells Hope into slavery, only to be forced by the spirit of his aunt Lucy (Bob Hope again) to free him again. But when he finally finds Hope, Hope seems to have found paradise, spending his time in the arms of a beautiful princess (played of course by Dorothy Lamour - even the title song says "I bet you nine to five that we'll meet Dorothy Lamour"), who wants to marry him. But Crosby, having lied eyes on Lamour himself, decides to stick around to win the girl over ... which isn't the hard part, as she soon falls for him, but stillinsists on marrying Bob Hope - as it turns out she does so because of a prediction that foresees her first husband's violent death within a week after the wedding, while her second husband will have a very long life. Seems that Hope is at the butt-end of this deal, & everyone at the princess's court is against him, wanting him to die - well, everyone except for servant girl Dona Drake, who has fallen in love with him & who lets him in on the truth. But when Hope finally decides to not marry the princess after all & give her to Bing Crosby, the prediction has already proved to be a misinterpretation. So it seems there would be a satisfying ending after all, with Crosby (as always) getting Dorothy Lamour while Hope would end up with Dona Drake ... until Kassim (Anthony Quinn), the man the princess was originally promised to, shows up, who kidnaps both Lamour & Dona Drake & abandons our heroes in the desert. Still, in the end everything turns out ok when the boys catch up with Kassim, his men & the girls again & sabotage Kassim's & Lamour's wedding with everything from farting pillows to exploding cigarettes. The last scene shows our heroes with their respective girls on a boat to New York - until Bob Hope goes smoking into the powderroom - again...

 

This 3rd in the series of Bob Hope's, Bing Crosby's & Dorothy Lamour's Road-movies is their take on the Arabian Nights theme that deals with the cliches of the genre in a (for its time typical but today almost refreshing) careless manner that might today be considered politically incorrect by some annoying know-it-alls & dim-witted do-gooders, but that would be missing all the fun, wouldn't it ? However as always with the Road-movies the humour of this one would originate not so much from the gags themselves let alone the plot but from the great - & often antagonistic - chemistry of the leading trio, who are actually repeating the same formula for a third time - & they would, in the movie, actually comment on that quite frequently (e.g. in the end Dorothy Lamour says "... somehow I've got the feeling we have been through all this before.").

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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