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Kingdom of the Dinosaurs

UK 2022
produced by
Scott Jeffrey, Rhys Waterfield for Jagged Edge Productions
directed by Scott Jeffrey
starring Mark Haldor, Darcie Lincoln (= Darcie Rose), Stephen Staley, Chelsea Greenwood, Sarah Alexandra Marks, Clint Gordon, Nicola Wright, Antonia Whillans, Emmanuel Akinkuolie, Chrissie Wunna, James Kirk, Jay Worthy, Andrew Rolfe, William Meredith, Elizabeth McNally, Tom Taplin
written by Scott Jeffrey, music by Mike Ellaway, special effects makeup by Chelsea Murphy, vicual effects supervisor: Rhys Waterfield

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Humankind has just made a major scientific breakthrough, to biotechnically re-create dinosaurs and re-introduce them to a strictly monitored eco-system ... and then everything goes to hell because humankind has also decided to launch another war, and not just any war but World War III, and all scientific progress suddenly becomes secondary to bombing things ...

Two years later: Steve (Jay Worthy) and his small group of survivors have weathered the war in a gouvernmentally appointed bunker, but now the supplies fun low, so it's decided that three of Steve's ranks - Drew (Mark Haldor), Mick (Clint Gordon), who's also the father of the group's yet unborn baby, and Mia (Antonia Whillans) - will make an expedition to the outside world and try to restock. Thing is, everybody was so distressed about the war that nobody wasted much thought on the re-created dinosaurs, and when letting his trio out, Steve also lets a few dinosaurs in, who are quick to kill him, his daughter (Sarah Alexandra Marks), and then try to hunt down the others as well - and right when Mick's wife (Chelsea Greenwood) goes into labour ...

On the outside, our heroic restock mission soon runs into three more survivors (Stephen Staley, Chrissie Wunna, Emmanuel Akinkuolie), which is cool as they can fill them in on the state of the world as such, plus there's always strength in numbers - but these numbers are seriously decimated once the dinosaurs attack ...


Now to be very clear, this movie doesn't even try to re-invent cinema, instead walks a path well-beaten at least since Jurassic Park - but if you're into slightly mindless dino-action with plenty of people being swallowed whole by giant lizards, screaming women, and wild chases, then this one's for you: Basically it's a throwback to 1990s B-moviedom as it's just solid, no-frills action cinema, with not much subtext maybe, but the visual effects work is actually pretty good for a movie of its ilk and price-tag, and the whole thing's well-enough paced to suck one in for its runtime at least, and while it might not be the most memorable movie in the world, it's sure good fun to watch.


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