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L'Ira di Achille

Fury of Achilles
Achilles / Achilles - Der Zorn des Kriegers

Italy 1962
directed by Marino Girolami
starring Gordon Mitchell, Jacques Bergerac, Mario Petrio, Ennio Girolami, Cristina Gaioni, Gloria Milland, Eleonora Bianchi, Piero Lulli, Fosco Giachetti, Roberto Risso, Maria Laura Rocca, Nando Tamberlani, Remo De Angelis, Manfred Freyberger, Alba Gallotti, Emilio Spalla, Gina Mascetti
screenplay by Gino De Santis, based on the epic Iliad by Homer, music by Carlo Savina

Ulysses

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Back in the times when the Greeks were still besieging Troy:

While the Greeks heroes Agamemnon (Mario Petri), Ulysses (Piero Lulli), Achilles (Gordon Mitchell) & his right hand man Patroclus (Ennio Girolami) are out pillaging adjoining villages - & take loveslaves home with them - Troy's general Hector (Jacques Bergerac) is attempting an attack on the Greeks battlefleet ... & almost succeeds, too, if it wasn't for the fact that Achilles returns just in time ... you see, an oracle has told Hector that he will one day be slain by Achilles, the (almost) invincible demi-god, while another oracle has told Achilles that he will die immediately after he has killed Hector ...

The Trojans retreat, & Greek leader Agamemnon decides to celebrate this with some fun & games ... but a priest shows up to spoil the fun, as Agamemnon has kidnapped his daughter Kriseide (Eleonora Bianchi) in the latest pillage & made her his love slave - despite the fact that Kriseide was the high priestess of Apollo ... & when Agamemnon refuses to set her free, Apollo sends death & pestilence to the Greeks.
In an ensuing emergency meeting, Achilles begs Agamemnon to set Kriseide free to calm the angry god, to which Agamemnon agrees only under the condition that Achilles gives him his loveslave Briseis (Gloria Milland) in exchange ...

Furiously, Achilles refuses & storms off, but the next day, in all secrecy, Ulysses sets Kriseide free anyways ... which drives even more of a rift between Achilles & Agamemnon ... which Hector presumes to be the perfect time to attack the Greeks - & he is right too, since Agamemnon refuses to interfere in the war Greeks against Trojans or letting his men interfere ... but it doesn't give him quite the satisfaction it should give him, actually he gets roaringly drunk to numb out his guilty conscience until he passes out from too much alcohol.

Patroclus, unable to see his compatriots fall, puts on Achilles' armour & leads his army into battle ... which drives off the Trojans, naturally, but Hector decides to fight it out withthe man he thinks to be Achilles ... & learns he is only Patroclus only after he has killed him.

Now Agamemnon is bent on avenge his best friend & right hand man & challenges Hector to a duel in the open ... a challenge which Hector quite foolishly accepts, since he knows its outcome (he doesn't know about the oracle that promised Achilles' death, too, though, which makes his accepting the challenge all the more stupid). & indeed, Hector is killed in the duel.

Initially, Achilles plans to mutilate Hector's corpse to make his revenge really count, but Hector's father Priamos (Fosco Giachetti) persuades him to hand over the corpse to prove he is noble in mind.

Then, when everybody thinks Achilles is going to die to make good the promise of the oracle, the film is over ...

 

Italian sword & sandal movie (or peplum, as they are often called) full of love, violence, death & deceit ... that makes very little of its story. No imagination was put into the direction (despite a source material full of gods & demigods, fancy costumes & exotic settings), the storytelling is dull & episodic where linear narration would be needed, many scenes are way too talky when merely stating the obvious, the film takes itself dead serious, & it is way too long (running 110 minutes) - which makes it pretty much a waste of time.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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