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The Erotic Witch Project

USA 1999
produced by
Michael Beckerman (= Michael Raso) for ei Independent Cinema (Seduction)
directed by John Bacchus
starring Darian Caine, Katie Keane (= Laurie Wallace), Victoria Vega, John Link, Zachary Winston Snygg (= John Bacchus)
written by John Bacchus

Erotic Witch Project

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Wanting to track down the mystery of the Erotic Witch, 3 girls (Katie Keane a.k.a. Laurie Wallace, Darian Caine, Victoria Vega) decide to set out to the woods near Bacchusville, where the legend has her, & to put the results of their excursion on film. & to really stay focussed on their subject, they promise to stay abstinent for the duration of their excursion ...

A promise that is of course broken in the first night, when Darian gets so horny she seduces Katie to some lesbian sex.

The next day, the girls find their tent surrounded by sextoys & pornmags, which Katie takes as an evidence for the erotic witch while the others dismiss it as a ploy thought up by Katie to spice up her documentary, since the 2 of them don't believe in the erotic witch anyway ... but why then would Victoria sneak off at the first convenient moments, & despite her claims to not be interested in sex masturbate heavily ?

Soon, Darian's cloths & the map are gone, & over this a fight between the girls breaks out, with Darian wandering off to search the road while Katie & Victoria have some lesbian sex behind the nearest bushes.

Later that night, Victoria & Katie get freaked out by seemingly hearing Darian's moans of exstasy from literally everywhere, & when they go looking for her, Katie finds her & ...

Victoria, arriving at the scene just a few minutes later, finds them having sex without a care in the world - especially not caring about the wild gorilla that's just a few feet away. At first Victoria panics, but she soon gives in to the spell of the Erotic Witch ...

 

If you haven't guessed from the synpsis (or indeed the title), Erotic Witch Project is an erotic spoof of the Blair Witch Project, made pretty much exactly the same way & simply replacing all of the scary stuff with sex, & - against all expectations - a pretty good one, since director Bacchus has managed to successfully walk the incredibly thin rope between hommage, spoof & (softcore-)erotic romp, making his sex-flicks some of the most entertaining ones - on a non-erotic level that is.

John Bacchus, whose third film for Seduction this was (after Vampire Seduction & Girl Explores Girl: The Alien Encounter), over the next 3 years or so specialised in erotic spoofs of blockbusters & popular TV-programmes with very funny films like Gladiator Eroticus, Playmate of the Apes or Erotic Survivor. The Erotic Witch Project itself also spawned 2 sequels: Erotic Witch Project 2: The Bood of Seduction (also by Bacchus, & teaming Darian Caine with A.J.Khan & the delectable Katie Jordon) & Witchbabe: Erotic Witch Project 3 (by Terry M.West, with Darian Caine, Debbie Rochon & Misty Mundae, who would soon after become Seduction's in-house superstar).

Seductin Cinema itself, following the success of Erotic Witch Project, also let other directors try their hands on sex-parodies, but rarely these films reached the heights of Bacchus' romps (though at least Misty Mundae: Mummy Raider & Lord of the G-Strings - produced by Bacchus - did come close)

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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