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Beast

Australia / USA 2026
produced by
John Schwarz, RuthAnne Frigerio, Michael Schwarz, Tim O'Hair for Broken Open Pictures, Storm Alley Entertainment, Armagh Films, Black Pearl Productions
directed by Tyler Atkins
starring Daniel MacPherson, Bren Foster, Russell Crowe, Amy Shark, Mojean Aria, George Burgess, Nathan Phillips, Kelly Gale, Sol Nc Carrico, Saphira Moran, Luke Hemsworth, Josh McKenzie, CJ Bloomfield, Christian Slade, Matt Nable, Eliza Matengu, Callan Colley, Chatri Sityodtong, Herb Dean, Demetrious Johnson, Dom Lau, Martin Nguyen, Joshua Culibao, Hamish Maciver, Liam Resnekov
story by David Frigerio, screenplay by David Frigerio, Russell Crowe, music by Brian Cachia, fight choreography by Bren Foster

review by
Mike Haberfelner

11 years ago, Patton (Damien McPherson) was the top-of-the crop MMA fighterdestined to win the world championship - but instead he was thrown into jail for ... reasons. Since he has lost the drive to fight and has instead become a commercial fisherman - who's just not very good at holding a job. Then his brother Marlon (Mojean Aria), also an MMA fighter, is beaten to a pulp by his opponent Xavier (Bren Foster), a fighter whom Patton has famously knocked out in record time back in the day. With Marlon out of the picture, Xavier's manager (Luke Hemsworth) offers Patton a shitload of money to get back into the ring for a re-match against Xavier - and despite the dismay of his wife (Kelly Gale), Patton agrees. So he starts training at his old gym with his estranged coach's (Russell Crowe) daugher (Amy Shark), and slowly gets back into form. Then though Xavier is suspended from his promotion and Xavier suggests to have the fight fight club style instead. Patton turns him down, but Marlon accepts in his stead - and is killed at the event. And now, whether he likes it or not, Patton has to avenge him - in a big championship event set up by the very promotion that had Xavier suspended earlier, in a big arena in Thaland ...

Now ok, one can't exactly accuse Beast of originality, it basically tells the exact same story as quite so many other sports dramas, with pretty much the same set of characters and caricatures, hitting all the same beats when it's supposed to - and with that in mind, the film feels a bit over-long. But where the movie really comes to life is in the fight scenes that are gritty rather than showy and that make the adenaline and pain that come with the subject really palpable. And for that, Beast is absolutely worth a watch.

This film will be released in the UK on digital by Vertigo Releasing on June 1st, 2026.

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