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<body> <div align="left"> <table border="0" cellspacing="0" width="800" cellpadding="0" height="100%"> <tr> <td width="100" rowspan="3" background="../stylepix/square.gif" valign="top">  </td> <td width="4" rowspan="3"></td> <td width="592" height="1%" valign="top">  </td> <td width="4" rowspan="3"></td> <td width="100" rowspan="3" background="../stylepix/squareright.gif" valign="top">  </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="592" height="99%" valign="top">    Former <b><i><a href="../research/resultserieslinks.shtml?Hercules (Brad Harris)">Hercules</a></i></b> Brad Harris plays a mercenary on the trail of his former accomplice Marc Lawrence, who left him to die in the jungle after their last heist. And not content with that, Lawrence also abducted Harris' lover Ursula Davis, and <i>as if that still wasn't enough</i>, Lawrence just happens to also be some kind of maniac who wants to take over the world with the help of his mindcontrolled gorillas. But with the help of topless jungle girl Eva (Esmeralda Barros), Harris can free his girl and save the world from another archvillain and his apes. <p> </p>  <p>One of these bad but nevertheless funny jungleflicks you just have to love or love to hate. As these movies go, this one has all the right ingredients: brain surgery on gorillas, men in very bad gorilla-suits with incredibly fake-looking scars showing they had brain surgery, a topless jungle girl (too bad her hair covers her boobs most of the time, also, even though she is the title character of the movie [the Italian title at least], she doesn't have all that much to do) & of course veteran B-actor & cult fave Brad Harris (who, as an added bonus, also has a dancing scene [!!!]). Best watched with beer !</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="592" valign="top" height="1%">  <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> currentyear = "2003"; </SCRIPT> <SCRIPT language="JavaScript" src="../scripts/endcredits.js"></SCRIPT> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> dosworsdonn(); </SCRIPT> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </body>