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Vs. the Dead

Canada 2009
produced by
Phil Pattison, Jeff Beckman for Rabidog Films
directed by Phil Pattison, Jeff Beckman
starring Dave Montour, Brett Hawley, Phil Fader, Brandon Dean, Peter James Bridges, Terris Taylor, Chris Waldick, Justin Degagne, Derrek Peels, Asher Hunter, Terran McCall, Jeff Carson, Chris Whetstone, Stefanie Bell, Daryl Lorette, Kyla McCall, Calvin Smith, Nicole Donne
written by Phil Pattison, Jeff Beckman, special makeup effects by Carlos Henriques

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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To reduce the losses in their war in Afghanistan, the USA has developed a serum that brings bad soldiers back to life as flesh-eating zombies, but zombies that can distinguish friend from foe. Seems perfect, right?

There is only one problem: The zombification is infectuous, and thus everone bitten by a zombie becomes a zombie himself - and thus, the Taliban army soon has as many American-hating zombies as the American army has Taliban-hating ones, which totally diminishes the advantage the serum was supposed to give the American army. The project soon was scrapped ... but a sample of the serum soon finds its way to a Canadian tattooist, Scratchy Dan (Justin Degagne) ...

Cut to a Canadian village, where a trio of punks (David Montour, Brett Hawley, Phil Fader) have nothing better to do than hang around in the local pizzaplace - much to the dismay of its owner Pete (Chris Waldick). Eventually, the punks offer Pete a deal: If he has a certain tattoo done on his arm by Scratchy Dan, by far the filthiest tattooist in the region, they'll never return to the pizzaplace. Our punks think this is a hilarious idea, but Pete actually goes through with it ... and returns a zombie. Now as a zombie, as specified above, he's pretty harmless, until he sees the three punks, and before they can help it, he has bitten one of them, Dee (Brett Hawley), who subsequently turns into a zombie as well. While our punks soon smash Pete's brain in, they decide to keep Dee alive (or rather undead, or ... I don't know), because he doesn't hurt anyone, he just rots a bit that all. Then though, two jocks (Peter James Bridges, Terran McCall), natural enemies of all punks, arrive, and before you know it, Dee has killed one of them.

Punk Druff (David Montour) and jock Stu (Peter James Bridges) decide it's time to hook up and go and eliminate the source of the zombie plague, which they soon trace back to Scratchy Dan's, while the other punk and the pizza place's staff (Brandon Dean, Terris Taylor) do their best to keep the escalating zombie situation under control, with at best mixed results, and eventually, Dee somehow manages to escape the pizzaplace and get himself arrested ... to spread the zombie virus with the help of all the lowlives he meets in his detention cell ...

 

This film might not exactly be a revelation, not even within the zombie genre, but as far as zombie comedies - which are a dime a dozen these days - go, this is definitely one of the better films that have emerged of late. Mainly that's due to the film's brand of humour that's disrespectful to the zombie-genre in a way not seen since Return of the Living Dead - a film that obviously served as inspiration but not as blueprint - and stays enjoyably clear of all those post-modern in-jokes that sadly have become staple of the horror comedy subgenre as such. Add to this a colourful cast of characters played by a competent cast of actors, and a few gorescenes that put more emphasis on inveentiveness than on blood and guts and you got ... well, not exactly a masterpiece, but a cool party flick best served with beer - and I don't know about you, but oft-times that's all I need ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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