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The Unquenchable Thirst for Beau Nerjoose
USA 2016
produced by
Johnny Buell, Zach Carter for Infectious Productions
directed by Johnny Buell
starring Jeffrey Janoff, Whim Grace, John Branch, Linnea Quigley, Jared Yanez, Steven Fusco, Duggy Collomy, Teresa Boyd, Brittney Hancock, Josh Edward, Jacob Bean-Watson, Zach Carter, Richard Bain, Jeff Hammond, Johnny Buell, George Totonchy, Dylan Hillerman, Quinn Allan
written by Johnny Buell, Zach Carter, songs by Johnny Yeast & Wiener Boy
review by
Mike Haberfelner
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Ron (Jeffrey Janoff), your typical guy who'll never amount to much and
thus isn't even trying to, is left by his girlfriend (Britney Hancock),
and then sets out to find a meaning in his life (and toilet paper for his
sensitive butthole), and rather accidently learns that he's the chosen one
to safe the universe from one evil Beau Nerjoose (John Branch), who very Star
Wars-like might be his father. And suddenly, aided by a trio
of nuns (Jared Yanez, Steven Fusco, Duggy Collomy) and his own Booty Worm
(Dylan Hillerman), he has to break all ten commandments in a single day,
find the Sacred Fleshlight and the Dildo of Light to throw Beau Nerjoose
into oblivion, free sexy nun Hope (Whim Grace), who ultmately turns out to
be his sister ... and niece, and save his whore mum (Teresa Boyd) from
being euthanized - and all of that seems to be a pretty tall order!!! Fan
favourite Linnea Quigley has an amusing turn in this one as Ron's
prostitute aunt. Well, The Unquenchable Thirst for Beau
Nerjoose is certainly not a film for evreyone, it's humour is loud,
blunt, and very often feces-related ... plus it's a musical, too. But if
you can accept all that, The Unquenchable Thirst for Beau Nerjoose
is also a lot of fun, it's basically a comedy of the anything can happen
at any random moment kind that makes good of its promise and lets pretty
much anything happen, from farting nuns to randomly bared boobs, from
dildos and fleshlights to Star
Wars-allusions, from facials and fart jokes to stop motion
animation of wanking bears and dicks with propellers - and the whole thing
is well-enough paced to never really let off its audience but keep them in
awe of the sheer madness of it all. It's really a film you have to be in
the right mindset for - but if so, it's loads of fun, too!
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